Holy Awkwardness Batman

[TraumaRN]

So yea here I sit trying to drown out the sounds of my roommate and his fiancee fighting tooth and nail over what he made her for dinner. Not to mention both chew and attempt to talk with their mouths wide open.....there is food spittle on the table now. He's calling her spoiled and immature and picky eater among other things, she's saying he's being too forceful and doesnt listen and she keeps mentioning that she changed to a vegan for him. Now they are dragging me into it.....i'm trying to not say anything....ahhhh....and here they go again....and none of my friends are answering there phones...so I nef my frustrations here!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: DeathBUA
So yea here I sit trying to drown out the sounds of my roommate and his fiancee fighting tooth and nail over what he made her for dinner. Not to mention both chew and attempt to talk with their mouths wide open.....there is food spittle on the table now. He's calling her spoiled and immature and picky eater among other things, she's saying he's being too forceful and doesnt listen and she keeps mentioning that she changed to a vegan for him. Now they are dragging me into it.....i'm trying to not say anything....ahhhh....and here they go again....and none of my friends are answering there phones...so I nef my frustrations here!

Go out for dinner.

 

[JDrake]

 

[Ctrackstar126]

Just start walking around naked. That will shut them up

 

[TheChort]

no matter what you do, just KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

there is nothing you can say to one that wont piss the other off. Tell them you want to go for a walk or something

 

[TraumaRN]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: DeathBUA
So yea here I sit trying to drown out the sounds of my roommate and his fiancee fighting tooth and nail over what he made her for dinner. Not to mention both chew and attempt to talk with their mouths wide open.....there is food spittle on the table now. He's calling her spoiled and immature and picky eater among other things, she's saying he's being too forceful and doesnt listen and she keeps mentioning that she changed to a vegan for him. Now they are dragging me into it.....i'm trying to not say anything....ahhhh....and here they go again....and none of my friends are answering there phones...so I nef my frustrations here!

Go out for dinner.

Got no money for food. Need it for gas to get to work in the AM.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: Ctrackstar126
Just start walking around naked. That will shut them up

...hold on, im imagining this...

:laugh::laugh:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Tell them both to grow up and fsck off. He tried to cook for her, she doesn't like it. It was her choice to be a vegetarian. Tell him to ask her what she wants before he tries to cook something.

 

[TraumaRN]

I just started to cook my dinner.....seems she's trying to force me into the conversation by saying she wants some of my dinner.(Which has meat in it so she'll eat it to piss him off!) Damnit

 

[TraumaRN]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: Ctrackstar126
Just start walking around naked. That will shut them up

...hold on, im imagining this...

:laugh::laugh:

Heheheh I've done it in the past

 

[Rastus]

All that sh!t and there's no meat on the table. Go get a burger, FTW.

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Tell them both to grow up and fsck off. He tried to cook for her, she doesn't like it. It was her choice to be a vegetarian. Tell him to ask her what she wants before he tries to cook something.

shut it loke...now you are dragging ATOT into it...

 

[kogase]

Is she a hag?

 

[TraumaRN]

Originally posted by: Rastus
All that sh!t and there's no meat on the table. Go get a burger, FTW.

The hell with that I got fried chicken green beans and biscuits FTW

 

[mugs]

Vegan? Go sit down with them and eat some meat.

When I was in college I was in my bedroom while my roommate and his girlfriend were fighting in the living room. I didn't want to walk through their argument, so I crawled out the window and went somewhere else.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: dartworth

Originally posted by: LoKe
Tell them both to grow up and fsck off. He tried to cook for her, she doesn't like it. It was her choice to be a vegetarian. Tell him to ask her what she wants before he tries to cook something.

shut it loke...now you are dragging ATOT into it...

Almost lifer. O_O

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: dartworth

Originally posted by: LoKe
Tell them both to grow up and fsck off. He tried to cook for her, she doesn't like it. It was her choice to be a vegetarian. Tell him to ask her what she wants before he tries to cook something.

shut it loke...now you are dragging ATOT into it...

qft
this is terrible advice. There is nothing DeathBUA can say to help this situation out. Its a relationship issue that the two have to work out. All he should do is stay out of it.

 

[TraumaRN]

I'm such a bastard....I just gave her a piece of chicken whilst walking out into the living room with an old speedo on. Now there is just utter silence. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Atheus]

I hate vegans, well actually I just hate cooking for them... but how do they manage to stay alive eating all that plastic rubbish anyway?

 

[MX2]

Roommates FTL

 

[Taggart]

pics of fiancee?

 

[Rastus]

Originally posted by: DeathBUA
I'm such a bastard....I just gave her a piece of chicken whilst walking out into the living room with an old speedo on. Now there is just utter silence. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

You have a speedo? BAN!

 

[Looney]

Put on some porn and crank up the volume.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: DeathBUA
I'm such a bastard....I just gave her a piece of chicken whilst walking out into the living room with an old speedo on. Now there is just utter silence. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

you, my friend, rock.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: DeathBUA
I'm such a bastard....I just gave her a piece of chicken whilst walking out into the living room with an old speedo on. Now there is just utter silence. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

DeathBUA for ELITE!!