Hollywood people make me laugh

MaxDepth

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I have real world troubles of my own. But comparing them to the ones Hollywood actors and actresses have, I guess I really don't "suffer" as much as they do.

Hawke Admits To Emotional Baggage
Hollywood actor Ethan Hawke hopes to get his personal life on track - even if he is "becoming harder and harder to date". The Taking Lives star, 33 - who split with wife Uma Thurman last year - concedes it will take a strong woman to capture his heart. Handsome Hawke says, "I've got a lot of baggage now. I'm a famous actor, I've got two kids, and I'm becoming harder and harder to date." The media interest in the reasons for Hawke and Thurman's break-up - that he cheated on her with a 22-year-old model - has left the actor slightly shell- shocked. He adds, "Hopefully, all this stuff I've been going through personally will translate into making me a better man. That's all you can hope to get from any kind of suffering."

"I'm a famous actor" I don't think I read much after that quote. I was laughing too much.
 

Fausto

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F*ck Ethan Hawke. Guys who cheat on their wives need kick in the crotch....daily....for a year.
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I have real world troubles of my own. But comparing them to the ones Hollywood actors and actresses have, I guess I really don't "suffer" as much as they do.

Hawke Admits To Emotional Baggage
Hollywood actor Ethan Hawke hopes to get his personal life on track - even if he is "becoming harder and harder to date". The Taking Lives star, 33 - who split with wife Uma Thurman last year - concedes it will take a strong woman to capture his heart. Handsome Hawke says, "I've got a lot of baggage now. I'm a famous actor, I've got two kids, and I'm becoming harder and harder to date." The media interest in the reasons for Hawke and Thurman's break-up - that he cheated on her with a 22-year-old model - has left the actor slightly shell- shocked. He adds, "Hopefully, all this stuff I've been going through personally will translate into making me a better man. That's all you can hope to get from any kind of suffering."

Riiiiiight... what he really meant to say was "will translate into making me a better liar and sneak". :p
 

pulse8

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I wouldn't think that Eathan Hawke is beneath you. He had sex with Uma Thurman AND a 22 year old model.

The most we can expect from people here is a YAGT about how fat girls want to have sex with them.
 

kranky

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In a way it's not fair to ridicule celebrities. They aren't like real people; they live in a completely different world, surrounded by brown-nosers and people who want to leech on to them. I think there has to be something wrong with you in the first place to even want to be famous.

But even knowing this, I still laugh at some of the absurd things they say. Our newspaper runs a column on Saturdays with strange celebrity quotes like that, and then they print a smart remark at the end of every one. Usually pretty funny.