Holly Hotness! 10,000,000 scoville units!!! blair does it again, worlds Hotest Hot Sauce

[Adul]

http://www.smegghead.com/Hot%20Sauce/hothome.htm

Standing Almost a Foot Tall and Topped with Platinum wax and a 24k Gold Dipped Skull.....- ---UNREAL--- over a year in the making......Each bottle of Caldera Contains 6 oz Ounces of Special Oils...Enough to produce Heat in over 1 million Gallons of Salad oil.......

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[Evadman]

I drink it straight up. Little hot, butnothing I can't handle.

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Damn! $270!

 

[Martin]

Good God! This is 4700 times hotter than tobasco!!!!

 

[Anubis]

Its not so bad. Does a # on the sinuses

 

[Lithium381]

man, and i thought the taco-bell hot sauce was hot :Q yikes

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I drink it straight up. Little hot, butnothing I can't handle.

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Damn! $270!

Not so impressive.

Read the fine print:

Caldera is actually Three 2 oz. bottles.
The bottom bottle is 1,000,000 Scoville Units.
The middle one is 5,000,000.
The bottle on the top says its 10,000,000, but the actual range is between 10,000,000 and 13,000,000!!!

If you look at the top bottle you can see the Pure Capsaicin Crystals suspended in the oil.

Only the top 2 oz is the "real' stuff (with the capsicum crystals).

Number "2" - The Source's - @ 7,000,000 Scofield Units for 2 oz for $94.99 shipped seems to be the "hotter deal". And I bet you couldn't taste the difference (straight) between them anyway.

 

[Spooner]

that's pretty hot :Q

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I drink it straight up. Little hot, butnothing I can't handle.

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Damn! $270!

Tough guy! I normally dilute it 3:1 with water before I can take it.

 

[Steve819]

Any funny stories involving these monsters again? Last time was funny as h3ll.

Steve

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I wonder where that Daves Insanity Sauce ranks in.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I wonder where that Daves Insanity Sauce ranks in.

Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce = 250,000 scoville units

40 times weaker than this stuff.

Check for more info here

 

[josphII]

how many scovilles is pepper spray?

 

[Dudd]

So, how quickly would you die if you drank some of this stuff straight up?

 

[MajesticMoose]

thanks but i think i'll save the 270 dollars and pour the molten lead down my throat thanks

 

[Dudd]

Originally posted by: josphII
how many scovilles is pepper spray?

A quick search on Google shows that many Pepper Sprays are rated at $2 million scoville units.

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Originally posted by: Dudd
So, how quickly would you die if you drank some of this stuff straight up?

Well... you'd probably asphyxiate... heheh...

 

[Dudd]

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007

Originally posted by: Dudd
So, how quickly would you die if you drank some of this stuff straight up?

Well... you'd probably asphyxiate... heheh...

Anyone else thinking that one day, this stuff will factor into a Darwin Award?

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
I wonder where that Daves Insanity Sauce ranks in.

Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce = 250,000 scoville units

40 times weaker than this stuff.

Check for more info here

I've had wings at that level... they didn't even taste good, it was just insanely hot. My nose was burning before I even ate it

Spac3d

 

[imported_Tomato]

Tabasco sauce is too hot for me. O_O

Peace,
Dezign

 

[FrustratedUser]

What exactly is the point of theses sauses?
A habanero is way to hot for me and it just destroys the taste of the foof anyway.

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Dudd
So, how quickly would you die if you drank some of this stuff straight up?

The acutal sauce might take a while to kill you. But if you drank it straight up and were in a 10 story building.... Now lets see acceleration due to gravity is 9.8 meters per second squared......

 

[ElFenix]

when are they going to bottle pure capsicum and sell that as hot sauce?

 

[Orsorum]

Oh, hot sauce.

I saw the title "Holy Hotness", and I thought I was being summoned.

I'll leave now.

 

[UNCjigga]

If you think it hurts goin down...wait till it goes through your colon!!! :Q

 

[simms]

Oooh, that'as a hota tomale!!!