Ika
Lifer
Hokai. So, heres de earth... [scribble scribble] chilling. Dame, dat is a sweet Earth you might say-ROUND!!!
alright. so ruling out de ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us (pow!), the ozone layer leaving, and the sun esploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up (pow!).
hokai! so basically we've got china, france, india, israel, pakistan, russia, the UK, and us. with nukes. we've got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else... whatever.
hanyway. one day, we decides those chinese sons of a bitches are going daown. so, we launch a nuke at china. while its on its way, china is like "****** ******, who the ****** is shooting us?" "oh well, fire missiles!". then france is like "****** guys, look at ze missiles, zey are coming! fire our ******!!" "but i am le tired..." "well, have a napTHEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"
meanwhile australia is daown there like "double-yoo-tee-eff, mate?" india, israel and pakistan launch there ****** so now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like "AHHH MOTHERLAND!!!" then england's like "bout that time, eh chaps?" ".......................right-o". So now the US is like "****** we're dumbasses", Canada's like "whats going on, EH??" Australia's still like "double yoo tee eff?", Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor's like "well ****** that."
Soh, now we've got nuclear winter. heveryone's dead, cept australia, and they're still like "double yoo tee eff?"..... but they'll be dead soon. ****** kangaroos.
but! assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us californians just have to worry bout california breaking off of the united states. ... to go hang with hawaii. ... alaska can come too. DE END!!!
alright. so ruling out de ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us (pow!), the ozone layer leaving, and the sun esploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up (pow!).
hokai! so basically we've got china, france, india, israel, pakistan, russia, the UK, and us. with nukes. we've got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else... whatever.
hanyway. one day, we decides those chinese sons of a bitches are going daown. so, we launch a nuke at china. while its on its way, china is like "****** ******, who the ****** is shooting us?" "oh well, fire missiles!". then france is like "****** guys, look at ze missiles, zey are coming! fire our ******!!" "but i am le tired..." "well, have a napTHEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"
meanwhile australia is daown there like "double-yoo-tee-eff, mate?" india, israel and pakistan launch there ****** so now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like "AHHH MOTHERLAND!!!" then england's like "bout that time, eh chaps?" ".......................right-o". So now the US is like "****** we're dumbasses", Canada's like "whats going on, EH??" Australia's still like "double yoo tee eff?", Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor's like "well ****** that."
Soh, now we've got nuclear winter. heveryone's dead, cept australia, and they're still like "double yoo tee eff?"..... but they'll be dead soon. ****** kangaroos.
but! assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us californians just have to worry bout california breaking off of the united states. ... to go hang with hawaii. ... alaska can come too. DE END!!!
