Hmmm... My dentists assistant is hot

[BigToque]

Well a few months ago my dentist got a new assistant. She is probably 24 or 25. She is HOT. I'm not talking the supermodel pin-up kind of hot, I'm talking the truly natural, perfect curves kinda hot (Not everyone would find her hot, but everyone has their own personal look that they find hot).

I've seen her at the dentists office all 3 times I've been there since she started. How the hell do you start a conversation at a dentists office?

 

[Locutus of Board]

Do it before your mouth is held open.

Is she just a receptionist or a dental assistant?

 

[gopunk]

does she ever go work on your mouth before the dentist, like the assistant at my dentist's does? i find they usually make some conversation then, although it's hard to sound charming at that point... "aahgh wah adagh"

 

[kbm5]

I guess it's kind of hard to start a conversation in a dentists' office, since you can't talk even if you wanted to!

I guess you could always ask, "how in the heck did you become a dental assistant?" Dunno.

 

[thereds]

damnit damnit damnit

pics?

 

[bacillus]

are you getting more frequent dental checkups in order to see her now or are you having some dental work done since you've been in 3 times?

 

[KeyserSoze]

<< How the hell do you start a conversation at a dentists office? >>



Hey baby, wanna check out my molar?


NO?

(I suck.)





KeyserSoze

 

[RaoulDuke]

<< damnit damnit damnit

pics? >>



hah yah right, i'd like to see you go in and take a picture of your dentists assistant talk about weird.

 

[BigToque]

LoB,

She's his dental assistant.

thereds,

I can't even start a conversation, how the fsck am I gonna get a camera in there? lol

bacillus,

I just got my braces off, so I've had to go in for a cleaning, a checkup, and get a small cavity fixed. My next appointment isnt for another 3 months

 

[Tschaft]

Im not sure how to strike up the convo. But just make sure to not have nasty teeth when u come in. Im sure she probably has a thing about that.

 

[zmatrix]

In the meantime, eat a sh!tload of candy and starch, and don't brush your teeth. I am sure you will be back before your three month appointment!

 

[RaoulDuke]

i would uhhhh at least find out if she's married or has a boyfriend. Usually if she's that hot at that age she probably has a boyfriend/fiance/or is married. BUT, you never know. Find out. Make an excuse to go there

 

[BigToque]

<< i would uhhhh at least find out if she's married or has a boyfriend. Usually if she's that hot at that age she probably has a boyfriend/fiance/or is married. BUT, you never know. Find out. Make an excuse to go there >>



Well, I didnt see a ring, so thats a plus, but she could easily have a boyfriend (he can be eliminated though ).

Excuse? ugh, I accidentally drove over my retainer again