Hitler's Penis for Sale. Only $19,000***Update, with link

Dari

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I saw this in the NY Post the other day and decided to post it for those that may be interested.


Russian wants to sell Hitler's 'penis'

A Russian man who claims to be in possession of Hitler's mummified penis is to put it up for sale.

Ivan Zudropov says he's prepared to allow a DNA test on it to confirm its origins.

Mr Zudropov claims his father, Vasiliy, was a Red Army soldier who saw action in Berlin and was one of the troops who was first into the Nazi's command bunker, where he found Hitler's body.

Mr Zudropov said the Russian soldiers had stripped the body of clothing, then kicked and punched it before hacking it up, and that his dad had decided to keep a piece as a souvenir.

He told the Express Gazeta daily: "My father wanted to take a souvenir from Hitler. He first wanted to cut off his head, but later he decided to cut off his penis."

He said he now wanted to sell the bizarre family heirloom for £12,000. He added that the mummified penis was just two-and-half-inches long.

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GtPrOjEcTX

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Originally posted by: Dari
He added that the mummified penis was just two-and-half-inches long.
bad joke warning...
So that's why he was in such a bad mood. </badjoke>
 

Dari

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Originally posted by: GtPrOjEcTX
Originally posted by: Dari
He added that the mummified penis was just two-and-half-inches long.
bad joke warning...
So that's why he was in such a bad mood. </badjoke>

two-and-half-inches is awfully small. And I doubt that mummification can shrivel it up so much. Personally, I think someone's been nibbling the Worst's wurst.
 

Viper GTS

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Do you think Hitler had a hard on when they found him? Even if he DID, do you think the blood would stay in it when cut off?

You're an idiot if you infer ANYTHING from the size of a mummified penis.

Viper GTS
 

Legendary

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LOL I was just waiting for someone to mention that.
The Allies are storming Berlin...surely Hitler has an erection before he died.
 
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2 1/2 inches is not small for a mummified penis. It is not necessarily small for a live penis, for that matter - maybe Hitler was a grower, not a shower!

If there is any truth to this story (which I doubt), the Russian soldier would have been a LOT better off with his head, which would presumably be incredibly valuable.
 

BeauJangles

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Considering Hilter's body wasn't found, and there is documents showing that his body was burned by Nazi High Command just before the Russians stormed Berlin, this guy is full of crap.
 

GtPrOjEcTX

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Do you think Hitler had a hard on when they found him? Even if he DID, do you think the blood would stay in it when cut off?

You're an idiot if you infer ANYTHING from the size of a mummified penis.

Viper GTS
its a joke. Lighten up.
 

Monel Funkawitz

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If I had it, I'd put it on Ebay under beef jerkey. Knowing someone ate Hitler's dehydrated penis would be worth $19,000. :D
 

GhettoFob

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Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
If I had it, I'd put it on Ebay under beef jerkey. Knowing someone ate Hitler's dehydrated penis would be worth $19,000. :D

:Q Note to self: never buy jerky off of ebay.
 

Rapidskies

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What if some whacko bio-medics company buys up Hitler's unit for cloning purposes? Maybe all his DNA should be destroyed including his unit. Since we are able to clone now, having Hitler DNA available is scary.
 

Kenny

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The seller's dad sure had some problems.

"Hey look! It's Hitler's dead body. Hmmm......the head would be great to put in the livingroom.....NAH I'll just take his penis."
 

Syringer

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Hitler was juiced on drugs. I doubt he was able to get any sort of erection during his final years anyway..
 

forkd

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Why is it so cheap? I'll tell you why. Because it's not really Hitler's penis.

I don't want to pry but, how can you be so sure...did you taste it? ....You know they say if it looks like poop, smells like poop and tastes like poop it is probably poop.
 
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Originally posted by: Whade
What if some whacko bio-medics company buys up Hitler's unit for cloning purposes? Maybe all his DNA should be destroyed including his unit. Since we are able to clone now, having Hitler DNA available is scary.

Remember Boys From Brazil?

Seriously, I don't necessarily think that a cloned Hitler would be anything to be afraid of. In the grand scheme of nature vs. nurture, a second Hitler might be totally harmless.
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: forkd
Why is it so cheap? I'll tell you why. Because it's not really Hitler's penis.

I don't want to pry but, how can you be so sure...did you taste it? ....You know they say if it looks like poop, smells like poop and tastes like poop it is probably poop.

If you had Hitler's penis how much would you sell it for?