Professional shitbag for hire:
For $50 i will teamkill you with buggy then teabag your corpse. I will ensure you never get into any vehicles before me or if you do i will do my best to heavily damage them before you enter. Also i offer my services as a cover where i will prone directly in front of you and stare back at you while you try to snipe, in addition to this i will fire randomly into the air revealing our position to everyone.
Lastly i will never drop ammo/health/revive you and will offer discouraging comments about your skill level in public chat on the event of your death which with my services will be often.
Any takers?