hippo doo

oldman420

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:disgust:
so I went to the Denver zoo today with my sister and niece.
We got to the hippo exhibit "It was inside really stinky" and this big honking ass hippo comes charging out of the pool turns its back to us and simultaneously splattered and spun it's tail like a propeller.

It was awful, the scat hit the fan and at least 10 people were sprayed or splattered.
It was awful
it smelled like that hippo was having some kind of bowel problems as I personally gagged My sister did throw up."She got some on her cheek".
My niece Is traumatized as were we all that had to see hear smell and feel it.
Igot some hippo poo on my pants and the smell was like a dead thing in the jungle "talk about a terrific funk".

suffice to say I will be avoiding the hippo exhibit from now on."that critter knew what it was doing and had a good aim".
peace out and Im throwing these pants away

:cookie:

edit I changed rhino to hippo im all shook up here
 

Kalvin00

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lol..I've seen it happen on Funniest Videos, but never did I think it would happen to an ATOT member! :D
 

iamme

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i'm sorry, but that's flippin' hilarious.

you were shat on by a hippo. :p
 

JonnyStarks

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Originally posted by: oldman420
:disgust:
and this big honking ass hippo comes charging out of the pool turns its back to us and simultaneously splattered and spun it's tail like a propeller.

Had me laughing out loud