Hillbilly Joke

Amused

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Apr 14, 2001
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Three third graders, a Jewish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid
are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play
a new game. "Lets see who has the largest penis," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a
couple of inches longer.

Now not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by
far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and girth. The
Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow that thing is huge!"
they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks
him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out
loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played
'Let's see who has the largest penis."

"What kind of game is that, Enis?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our cranks, and I
had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Hillbilly. Is that
true, Mom?"

The Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
 

Halogen

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ok i got one too

one day billy and jane were playin outside when suddenly billy pulls his pants down and says "haha i got one and you don't"
jane cried and ran home

the next day billy pulled his pants down again and said "haha i got one and you don't" but jane didn't cry this time. instead she pulled down her pants and said "my mom told me that with one of these i can get as many of those as i want"
 

djheater

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Bo and Fayretta, after a long courthsip of two weeks got married on her 14th birthday at the holler church. The day was spent happily and all was right it seemed till Fayretta arrived home at midnight having been kicked out of the trailer by Bo. Her mother was the soul of consolation and after soothing the poor girl asked her what had happened. "Well...", she said "...we got home from the hoe down and bagan to be intimate. Bo asked if I had ever done it before..."
"Yes, go on child" her mother soothed.
"Well, ah told him the truth... 'No' I says 'I ain't never done it' That's when he got a mad on and done kicked me out of the trailer. When I asked why he said...
'If'n you ain't good enough for your own family you shore ain't good enough for mine!"