- Feb 2, 2008
It certainly is odd timing. Chastity Bono as first lady, eh? Hmm...Race for the Democratic Nomination: A New Twist
by Robert Angal
Associated Press Writer
A teary Hillary Clinton has decided to back out of her marriage to Bill Clinton, saying her lesbianism can no longer be kept secret. Her double life, with un-official partner Chastity Bono, has finally reached the public eye, after years of speculation. Clinton declared that now is the right time to step forward:
"This campaign has brought about a lot of soul-searching for me and my family. Bill and I talked about it, and we decided the voters should know they can make history on another front, by electing the first gay woman."
At least we no longer have to worry about how Bill will look in a dress.