Hillary "I'm Really Not Even A Human Being"

[TheGardener]

“I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago,” she went on.

She later added that the “weirdest thing about her” was the fact she doesn’t sweat.

Wow, at this point she's making Joe Biden look like a non-fumbling pol.

http://nypost.com/2015/10/12/hillary-clinton-im-really-not-even-a-human-being/

 

[IronWing]

I think cabbage is sometimes not as green as lettuce.

 

[dank69]

I guess politicians can't make jokes now?

 

[HTFOff]

 

[IronWing]

Hillary is paying more attention to the black guy. Hillary hates white men!

 

[Bowfinger]

She's just lying again. If that were true she'd be her own email server. Her response to Benghazi Committee #9 would be to grab her crotch and taunt, "Subpoena this, Trey boy."

 

[IronWing]

She's just lying again. If that were true she'd be her own email server. Her response to Benghazi Committee #9 would be to grab her crotch and taunt, "Subpoena this, Trey boy."

That would actually be a reasonable response to the Benghazi committee.

 

[HTFOff]

Hillary is paying more attention to the black guy. Hillary hates white men!

Took me a second to get it. I see. Ellen looks like a dude.

Reported.

 

[IronWing]

Took me a second to get it. I see. Ellen looks like a dude.

Reported.

Honest to God, when I first looked at the gif I thought it was a young white man. Then I saw the elleninnyc tag line and looked again. :biggrin:

 

[HTFOff]

Honest to God, when I first looked at the gif I thought it was a young white man. Then I saw the elleninnyc tag line and looked again. :biggrin:

Now that I think about it, she is ignoring ellen. Ellen is a woman.

HILLARY'S WAR ON WOMEN?

 

[brycejones]

Now that I think about it, she is ignoring ellen. Ellen is a woman.

HILLARY'S WAR ON WOMEN?

No, its her war on homosexuality.

 

[MajinCry]

That's the truest thing she's ever said.

 

[feralkid]

 

[TheSlamma]

Clearly she doesn't sweat cause she is about as sedentary as they come, cankles anyone *barf*

 

[trenchfoot]

Well, I also heard from a very (re)-liable unknown third party source that originates from the staff of Secret Service agents that protect the Clintons that an agent mistakenly entered a White House bathroom just as Hillary was standing up and about to pull up her tighty-whities and he observed that Hillary looked like she had a pair of what the agent described as "black and blue bowling balls peeking out from a wrinkled leather sling suspended between her legs".

Now, I'm not one to add one and one with my fingers and come up with eleven, but based on that SS agent's alleged observation, I'd say what Hillary was quoted on is proof positive that her alleged sex change operation is causing her problems with stringing together a cogent dialog with proper syntax.

I mean, just the fact that the bowling ball sighting and knowledge of the sex change came from THE SAME SOURCE is all I need to know about my suspicions being correct.

 

[dank69]

Well, I also heard from a very (re)-liable unknown third party source that originates from the staff of Secret Service agents that protect the Clintons that an agent mistakenly entered a White House bathroom just as Hillary was standing up and about to pull up her tighty-whities and he observed that Hillary looked like she had a pair of what the agent described as "black and blue bowling balls peeking out from a wrinkled leather sling suspended between her legs".

Now, I'm not one to add one and one with my fingers and come up with eleven, but based on that SS agent's alleged observation, I'd say what Hillary was quoted on is proof positive that her alleged sex change operation is causing her problems with stringing together a cogent dialog with proper syntax.

I mean, just the fact that the bowling ball sighting and knowledge of the sex change came from THE SAME SOURCE is all I need to know about my suspicions being correct.

You start some email chains and I'll spam Facebook. We need to get the truth out there.

 

[Genx87]

She admits to not being human? The most honest thing to leave her lips ever.

 

[Greenman]

Why is this even a topic for discussion?

 

[MongGrel]

I guess politicians can't make jokes now?

Of course not

Some get away with looking like a joke though, as long at is at a level high enough it goes over many peoples radar.

 

[glenn1]

I guess politicians can't make jokes now?

Completely inept at doing != can't.

 

[trenchfoot]

You start some email chains and I'll spam Facebook. We need to get the truth out there.

You got that straight out of the "Karl Rove Playbook for Conservative Victories Over the Heathen Fascist Socialist Freedom Hating Atheistic Satan Loving Gun Grabbing Over-Regulating Sissyfying Liberals" didn't you?

 

[crashtech]

2016 is shaping up to be a real trainwreck, imo.

 

[ivwshane]

Why is this even a topic for discussion?

Because the OP doesnt understand humor or attempts at humor. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of someone with mental problems.

Yep...

In adults, a deficient sense of humor can signal a variety of disorders such as schizophrenia, autism and Asperger syndrome, and offers new insights into the nature of those conditions.

http://www.apa.org/monitor/nov07/thejoke.aspx

 

[master_shake_]

she's not a cyborg as she claims.

she's a lizard person.

 

[trenchfoot]

she's not a cyborg as she claims.

she's a lizard person.

And yet all the Repubs actually went after poor 'ol Bill with pitchforks and torches for getting a blow job from somebody else? After looking at that pic, can you really blame the guy?

Where's the love? Where's the compassion? Where's the male camaraderie? Where's the sympathy for Bill? I thought something like that transcended the bounds of political rivalry?