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The pitch: Move all your sensitive data hosting to the ONLY secure facility - Hillary's basement! Gather up all the money you can get and send it to me, as a down payment, and your sensitive data can be hosted by the world's smartest woman who is "focused on cyber security". And if hackers do break in, why, I'll just wipe the disks with a cloth so that you can deny anything embarrassing.
P.S. Don't forget to check out our excellent deals on sensitive data. Just tell us what you need, and what you can pay. And this month only, we're offering 20% off secure storage of all documents under subpoena, with two free acting lessons on emulating amnesia.
LK's epic fail prompted you to post one of your own, apparently.