Hillary Clinton @ the doctor's (Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"



 

RbSX

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"


:D Funny.. but somewhat predictable.
 

Zim Hosein

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Hehe :)

You're on a roll tonight, cheers Brutuskend :beer:
 

RichieZ

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i think its funnier if the doctor comes out and tells bill that his wife is a man
 

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Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
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