Hilarious 'truck mural' I saw this morning

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Platypus

Platypus

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So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
 
preslove

preslove

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Sep 10, 2003
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Originally posted;by: Platypus
So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
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Because it does :cool:
 
dainthomas

dainthomas

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Dec 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: Platypus
So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
Click to expand...

It symbolizes the exploitation of Native Americans by western culture. The makeup and western clothing are meant to look out of place, as native culture is out of place in modern society. It's obviously too deep for you to understand.
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Platypus
So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
Click to expand...

It symbolizes the exploitation of Native Americans by western culture. The makeup and western clothing are meant to look out of place, as native culture is out of place in modern society. It's obviously too deep for you to understand.
Click to expand...

or it could just be a stoner with a native american fetish? :roll:
 
Platypus

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Platypus
So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
Click to expand...

It symbolizes the exploitation of Native Americans by western culture. The makeup and western clothing are meant to look out of place, as native culture is out of place in modern society. It's obviously too deep for you to understand.
Click to expand...

Sounds like you took a hit off her peace pipe, hippie.
 
purbeast0

purbeast0

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Sep 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Platypus
So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
Click to expand...

It symbolizes the exploitation of Native Americans by western culture. The makeup and western clothing are meant to look out of place, as native culture is out of place in modern society. It's obviously too deep for you to understand.
Click to expand...

or it could just be a stoner with a native american fetish? :roll:
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or it could be someone who has different taste than the OP and others on this forum?
 
vi edit

vi edit

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There was an F-150 that I saw every now and then on I-80 in Omaha. It had a mural on the tailgate that showed the truck surrounded by cop cars with the cops out and guns drawn.

You know, some people just really go out of their way to draw negative attention. About the only thing I can think of better are the idiots that have the giant pot leaf decal stuck across their back window.

Are these people TRYING to be profiled?
 
Raduque

Raduque

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Aug 22, 2004
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Originally posted by: vi_edit
There was an F-150 that I saw every now and then on I-80 in Omaha. It had a mural on the tailgate that showed the truck surrounded by cop cars with the cops out and guns drawn.

You know, some people just really go out of their way to draw negative attention. About the only thing I can think of better are the idiots that have the giant pot leaf decal stuck across their back window.

Are these people TRYING to be profiled?
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I like the ones with the fake bullet hole stickers on 'em.... it's like if you want bullet holes, I'll give them to you for free, and they'll be real!

Stupids!
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

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Jun 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: Raduque
I like the ones with the fake bullet hole stickers on 'em.... it's like if you want bullet holes, I'll give them to you for free, and they'll be real!

Stupids!
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Around here the truck "nutsacks" are really popular. They're really horrible looking.

 
dainthomas

dainthomas

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Dec 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: Platypus
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Platypus
So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
Click to expand...

It symbolizes the exploitation of Native Americans by western culture. The makeup and western clothing are meant to look out of place, as native culture is out of place in modern society. It's obviously too deep for you to understand.
Click to expand...

Sounds like you took a hit off her peace pipe, hippie.
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Sorry my sarcasm wasn't blatantly obvious enough.
 
Platypus

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Platypus
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Platypus
So I got stuck behind one of those pickups with the 'velvet painting' style mural on the bed door.. this one was absolutely mind blowing.

It was a bright orange truck with a mountain setting and all sorts of sand, etc.. and then a giant native american woman in a one piece black bathing suit looking outfit with black lace stripes going up and down her arms and a giant headdress of feathers. She had Betty Page eyes and bright blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick... and she was holding what looked like a giant orange bong that had huge plumes of white smoke coming out of the top.

I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
Click to expand...

It symbolizes the exploitation of Native Americans by western culture. The makeup and western clothing are meant to look out of place, as native culture is out of place in modern society. It's obviously too deep for you to understand.
Click to expand...

Sounds like you took a hit off her peace pipe, hippie.
Click to expand...

Sorry my sarcasm wasn't blatantly obvious enough.
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nor was mine :p
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Platypus
I am completely dumbfounded at the following
1) what the fuck is this picture supposed to represent?
2) why does the owner think this looks good?
Click to expand...

1) What the guy likes to fap to
2) Because he looks at it from his bedroom while he hits his bong and faps
 
B

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thats nothing, driving on the freeway one morning there was a ford excursion cruising along with lifesize, lifelike naked women painted all over it and im not talking sexy poses either im talking about legs spread lips open, ass up doggy style picture drawn from the males perspective raunchy porn magazine stuff

i could not believe he had not been pulled over and the truck impounded...
 
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