holy sh!t that's hilarious.
well on a similar note, a friend of mine went back to this chick's place one night. he was drunk as all hell and needed to piss, but they were getting it on, so he didn't feel like breaking. while she was taking off her clothes, he pissed ON HER BED. she felt the wet spot but my friend just played it off, pretending that he spilled a cup of water.
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