Hilarious OJ Simpson Website

Mr Bob

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OJ Simpson just launched a new book that basically says, If I killed her, this is how I did it....

So, a new website went up that says, If I were to kill OJ, How would you do it?

Each week a winner will be selected, and that winner will be displayed on the website.

Then the winner will receive a copy of OJ's new book.. lmao

here's the url: If I Did It
 

Fritzo

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LOL!!!! That's a great idea!!! When the contest is done, they should mail him the list of ways everyone he lives with in this country would like to kill him :D
 

KB

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I would make him watch the movie Doom over and over again. After about 2 viewings his head would explode.
 

Mr Bob

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Going to be on ch 12 news in AZ at 4:30pm, and possibly CNN later tonight or tomorrow.
 

jadinolf

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OJ has written a book.

That means that he has written one more than he has read.
 

DrPizza

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I'm really hoping that after this latest round of O.J.'s crap, that the Buffalo Bills organization finally decides to take down his number at Ralph Wilson Stadium. No one in this area sees him as a hero anymore. Regardless of his qualities on the field which earned him that recognition, his antics in the most recent years have soiled his reputation to the point I can't believe he's still honored.
 

Midlander

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
I can't stomach anything to do with OJ Simpson.

QFT. If you look up "scum of the earth" in the dictionary,... well, you know the rest.
 
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When you're looking for the joke and you can find it... the joke is on you. I ain't payin' no fitty cents for nuttin'. OP DIAF.
 

moshquerade

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heh, i heard a lady say yesterday that after an obvioulsy guilty OJ got acquitted she couldn't even bare to write down OJ on her grocery list. she says now she has to spell out the whole word, orange juice, every single time.
 

waggy

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i hope his new book makes a lot of money. then that money is taken away. since he lost a huge Civil suit he owes a lot of money.

to bad the fvcker got away with murder. now his new book is just bragging about it.
 

Mr Bob

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The book profit has been setup to NOT go to OJ, but instead go to someone else.