Hilarious Late Night Joke!

[Mrfrog840]

this guy has to go #2 real bad, so he stop at this abandoned gas station and rushes to the bath room, gets in Craps hard and notices there's no TP, only a sign above a hole, reading "wipe with fingers, insert in hole, and fingers will be cleaned by human lips" so the guys wipes and puts his fingers in the hole, on the other side a guy with two bricks waits and then smashes the crap stained fingers. the guy in the bathroom instinctively puts his fingers in his mouth to soooth the pain.

 

[Orsorum]

Gross.

 

[spanky]

dude thats friggin gross.... hehe

 

[her209]

sick, yech.

 

[yakko]

And I just love smashing those fingers.

 

[rgwalt]

So, if the gas station is abandoned, then why is there a guy with a hammer waiting around to crush people's fingers?

Ryan

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: rgwalt
So, if the gas station is abandoned, then why is there a guy with a hammer waiting around to crush people's fingers?

Ryan

Cause I like to smash them.

 

[etalns]

that's...scary

 

[chickendinner]

That was strange to say the least.

 

[joohang]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
Gross.

 

[Muadib]

That's just sick.

 

[dude]

I hope his fingers are ok.

 

[Bozz]

Hmmmmm

 

[GermyBoy]

That isn't funny, but not pratical either. Funniest jokes are practical.