- Jun 30, 2001
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I guess this could go into the War Forum, but I think that's more for serious discussion rather than jokes, so...ENJOY!!!
In Baghdad, a company of Iraqi soldiers are marching past a sand dune, when all of a sudden they hear a voice from behing the dune saying, "One US Marine from Baltimore is tougher than 10 Iragi soldiers!!". In an instant, 10 soldiers go over the dune to investigate. A few yelps and gunshots are heard and then all goes silent.
About a minute later, a voice booms "One US MArine from Baltimore is better than 100 Iraqi soldiers!!!" Well by now the company commander is pissed so he orders 100 troops to storm the hill. An explosion is heard followed by gunshots, and then all is quiet.
A moment later, the same voice is heard laughing this time "Shh! Shh!.....Okay..ahem...ONE MARINE FROM BALTIMORE IS BETTER THAN 1000 IRAQI SOLDIERS!!!" The company commander send the remaining troops over the hill to attack the unknown. A large battle ensues, the sky turnes red and huge explosions are heard. Gunshots rattle and cries are heard. While this is going on, a badly wounded Iraqi climbs back over the hill with an obvious limp. In a thickly accented voice, he says "Send no more troops.....Its a TRAP!... there are 2 Marines behind that hill"
In Baghdad, a company of Iraqi soldiers are marching past a sand dune, when all of a sudden they hear a voice from behing the dune saying, "One US Marine from Baltimore is tougher than 10 Iragi soldiers!!". In an instant, 10 soldiers go over the dune to investigate. A few yelps and gunshots are heard and then all goes silent.
About a minute later, a voice booms "One US MArine from Baltimore is better than 100 Iraqi soldiers!!!" Well by now the company commander is pissed so he orders 100 troops to storm the hill. An explosion is heard followed by gunshots, and then all is quiet.
A moment later, the same voice is heard laughing this time "Shh! Shh!.....Okay..ahem...ONE MARINE FROM BALTIMORE IS BETTER THAN 1000 IRAQI SOLDIERS!!!" The company commander send the remaining troops over the hill to attack the unknown. A large battle ensues, the sky turnes red and huge explosions are heard. Gunshots rattle and cries are heard. While this is going on, a badly wounded Iraqi climbs back over the hill with an obvious limp. In a thickly accented voice, he says "Send no more troops.....Its a TRAP!... there are 2 Marines behind that hill"
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