Hilarious business names!

[LordRaiden]

Ok, I just had to laugh when I saw this name in the paper today.

"Lafargic Rapid Delivery Services." Uh, right. I'm not shipping with them. My stuff will never get there!
"Verdorbener Shoes" Ok, I'm definatley NOT gonna buy from them. (translation is: Rotten)
"Two men and a truck." Actually, these guys are very awesome. The name is funny, but they're one of the best moving companies in Michigan!
"Schnitzelbank" Translation is "Chip Bank". Kinda funny considering it's one of the best German restaurants in the region.

What weird or funny business names have you guys seen?

 

[Encryptic]

I saw a picture of a business in Amsterdam called "Stiff Nipples" Air Conditioning.

Try Boners.com for lots of great pictures of stuff like you're talking about. Despite the name, it's not a porn site although some pictures are definitely NSFW.

 

[hopeless879]

Theres a construction company by me called "The Erection Company"

 

[vi edit]

Have you seen Mysak?

 

[fs5]

I think in berkeley there's a KING DONG chinese restaurant.

yup.. I was right
see!

 

[vi edit]

heh

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Ok, I just had to laugh when I saw this name in the paper today.

"Lafargic Rapid Delivery Services." Uh, right. I'm not shipping with them. My stuff will never get there!
"Verdorbener Shoes" Ok, I'm definatley NOT gonna buy from them. (translation is: Rotten)
"Two men and a truck." Actually, these guys are very awesome. The name is funny, but they're one of the best moving companies in Michigan!
"Schnitzelbank" Translation is "Chip Bank". Kinda funny considering it's one of the best German restaurants in the region.

What weird or funny business names have you guys seen?

Cumming Cockburn in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada.

 

[Cyberian]

I was always amused by "Skidmore Trucking".

 

[imported_Papi]

weird. as I was reading this thread some guy called and asked what the full business name here was, because we changed it.

 

[Wag]

Of course there's the ever popular beauty salon name:

Curl Up and Dye

 

[ObiDon]

That's odd...I could have sworn these guys used to be in Corvallis, Oregon. Maybe they got tired of having their signs stolen by OSU students?

 

[GambiT]

There's a chain of gas stations in southern MN and northern IA called "Kum and Go".

 

"Two men and a truck." Actually, these guys are very awesome. The name is funny, but they're one of the best moving companies in Michigan!

These guys are in Greenville, SC too.

 

[LordRaiden]

Here's a new one I ran into. stjoeschipfalls.com

Weird.

 

[HappyFace]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

"Two men and a truck." Actually, these guys are very awesome. The name is funny, but they're one of the best moving companies in Michigan!

These guys are in Greenville, SC too.

I've seen them here in Illinois as well!

 

[CaseTragedy]

Theres a vietnamese restaurant called 'Pho King'

Also a restaurant in oakland chinatown called 'New Dicks'

 

[Ulfwald]

On the corner of 41 and South Loop here in Marietta, there is the

DONG BANG
Oriental Grocery and Gift

 

[SandInMyShoes]

We have 2 Men and a Truck here in MO, and there is also at least one Kum and Go in NE MO

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: pacmanfan
We have 2 Men and a Truck here in MO, and there is also at least one Kum and Go in NE MO

The infamous hair salon:
Curl up and dye

my current favorite:
http://www.genitalia.com (IS work safe)

My contribution if I had the money:
A Tiki bar and Thai noodle shop called the
Thai Won On

 

[SandInMyShoes]

Oh yes, forgot the chinese restaurant in Joplin, MO called Wok and Roll

Thai Won On, that's a good one

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Wag
Of course there's the ever popular beauty salon name:

Curl Up and Dye

I love the Blues Brothers!

 

[DurocShark]

You stole my genitalia.com...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

YES! I WANT TO LIVE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT INTERSECTION.

 

[SagaLore]

One of our competitors is Deloitte Touche. It's only funny if you accidentally studder it with the first letters mixed up...

 

[brtspears2]

Hmm, in Downtown San Jose, on Santa Clara and Market St, theres a vietnamese place called Duc Puc. Not sure if it is still there.

Theres a chinese place in San Gabriel, CA ... called Rolling Wok, like the beer, too bad their food isn't as good as the beer. Corner of Valley and San Gabriel Blvd.