Hilarious Baby Jesus face found in log sold on ebay

imported_michaelpatrick33

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Originally posted by: LoKe
The hell? That's just a retarded looking face. Why jesus? Why not buddha?


Because she is in the Bible belt and since Buddha doesn't fetch near the price of "Baby Jesus" in the bible belt the face was deemed miraculous. Money has a way of doing that. LOL

I repeat, it is the log ... er ... the mark of the beast
 

Insomniak

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If I recall correctly, no images of Jesus were ever captured, and the modern day "Whitey the Cracker Christ" is a complete farce propagated by the Catholic Church during it's height of power in Europe.

Also, if I recall correctly, the Baby Jesus was not described in any fashion that would indicate he looked different from other standard babies of the era. Therefore, I find it very possible that this image is of a Philistine baby instead.

Next up: Sculpt Jesus from standard grade Cheez-Wiz and put the remarkable, miracle induced "Cheesus" on Ebay.
 

David Brent

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the circle looks natural but the eyes, nose, and happy face look like they were etched in with a chisel. even if this WAS natural it still resembles charlie brown more than anything
 

mrrman

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looks like 2 eyes , a nose and a slit for a mouth...my kids draw better than that...what a joke
 

Injury

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It's sad that 4 months after the grilled cheese people are still looking to waste their 15 minutes like this.
 

Zanix

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You should change the topic because it wasn't really sold to anyone.

OMGWTFMISLEADING!!!