DarkThinker
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I think it's coming out of the hole now
DarkThinker
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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: DarkThinker
Originally posted by: RossMAN
:lips:
Spicy italian sausage, cheese filled?
The cream cheese variant.
oh man that was too good.
ROFLMAO *wipes tears* so true!
RossMAN
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I think it's coming out of the hole now
and it smells like cinnamon?
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I think it's coming out of the hole now
and it smells like cinnamon?
yeah I know...
like WTF?
a free wash is a free wash
RossMAN
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I think it's coming out of the hole now
and it smells like cinnamon?
yeah I know...
like WTF?
a free wash is a free wash
Whatever floats your boat.
Capt Caveman
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mrSHEiK124
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The only car wash that doesn't involve me that I trust is the touch free variety. High school girls, while probably teh hawtness, are more likely than not using the same sponge :Q to wash the same cars :Q and are rubbing particle after particle across my clearcoat :Q.
In conclusion, scantily clad high school girls getting wet :thumbsup: anyone but me washing my car :thumbsdown:
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pyonir
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ViviTheMage
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Here's my story...
I used to patronize the cheerleader car washes. They'd be out in force for a few weeks prior, selling tickets in front of the grocery store. $5 to help fund the local high school cheer leaders. Not a bad deal.
The car wash itself was well-organized, and it wasn't some pervy flesh-fest or anything. Most of the girls would wear some short-shorts and a t-shirt, and that was that. I never felt like a perv because nothing seemed overtly stimulating in that regard.
Until...
One year my roommate bought a ticket to get his store's company van washed. I was with him when we went to get it washed.
First, understand that they organized the car wash like an assembly line. Cars would pull in behind other cars, and proceed through pre-rinse, wash, post-rinse, and drying "stations" where several girls would execute their respective jobs.
Well, on this occasion, we got in line in the van behind a full size pickup truck. It was nothing out of the ordinary. We proceeded through the stations until we finally arrived at the drying station. There, the girls would towel off your car with some old towels before sending you on your way.
Neither of us thought much of it, but in fact the pickup in front of us had a bedcover that sealed off the bed of the truck. Before I could realize what was going on, one of the girls (very cute, but very young -- 14, 15 tops) hops up on the bumper of the pickup, and bends over at the waist to dry the bedcover off.
Now, with the shorts that this girl was wearing, she was all but mooning us. It seemed like an uncomfortable eternity that she was bent over on the bedcover of that truck. I was looking away and looking around, trying not to stare, and trying to see if anyone else was bearing witness to the inadvertent pedophilic display in front of me.
Needless to say, she finished, they dried our van off and we left.
My roommate and I debated whether or not that girl knew what she was doing when she hopped up there. It seemed really blatant to me, too, but who knows. I've never felt so creepy in my life.
I used to patronize the cheerleader car washes. They'd be out in force for a few weeks prior, selling tickets in front of the grocery store. $5 to help fund the local high school cheer leaders. Not a bad deal.
The car wash itself was well-organized, and it wasn't some pervy flesh-fest or anything. Most of the girls would wear some short-shorts and a t-shirt, and that was that. I never felt like a perv because nothing seemed overtly stimulating in that regard.
Until...
One year my roommate bought a ticket to get his store's company van washed. I was with him when we went to get it washed.
First, understand that they organized the car wash like an assembly line. Cars would pull in behind other cars, and proceed through pre-rinse, wash, post-rinse, and drying "stations" where several girls would execute their respective jobs.
Well, on this occasion, we got in line in the van behind a full size pickup truck. It was nothing out of the ordinary. We proceeded through the stations until we finally arrived at the drying station. There, the girls would towel off your car with some old towels before sending you on your way.
Neither of us thought much of it, but in fact the pickup in front of us had a bedcover that sealed off the bed of the truck. Before I could realize what was going on, one of the girls (very cute, but very young -- 14, 15 tops) hops up on the bumper of the pickup, and bends over at the waist to dry the bedcover off.
Now, with the shorts that this girl was wearing, she was all but mooning us. It seemed like an uncomfortable eternity that she was bent over on the bedcover of that truck. I was looking away and looking around, trying not to stare, and trying to see if anyone else was bearing witness to the inadvertent pedophilic display in front of me.
Needless to say, she finished, they dried our van off and we left.
My roommate and I debated whether or not that girl knew what she was doing when she hopped up there. It seemed really blatant to me, too, but who knows. I've never felt so creepy in my life.
shortylickens
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Jeff7
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They aren't dressing like that to turn people away, right?
And I'm not obsessive about my car's finish (OMG, they're using the same sponges!). Its job is to work outside, in the dirt, mud, rain, sun, whatever. It's going to get dirty, it's going to get dinged up a bit. It's covered with sheet metal, and a super-thin layering of paint, for crying out loud. If it was made of diamond, and it got scratched, then I might get a bit irritated, cause that would take some deliberate, disrespectful effort by someone.
Oh wait, you can beat that. That's what makes the dispenser start working.
And I'm not obsessive about my car's finish (OMG, they're using the same sponges!). Its job is to work outside, in the dirt, mud, rain, sun, whatever. It's going to get dirty, it's going to get dinged up a bit. It's covered with sheet metal, and a super-thin layering of paint, for crying out loud. If it was made of diamond, and it got scratched, then I might get a bit irritated, cause that would take some deliberate, disrespectful effort by someone.
Well heck, they come with their own built-in hot wax dispenser. Ya can't beat that.Originally posted by: JackBurton
Don't ever do that again...ever!
Oh wait, you can beat that. That's what makes the dispenser start working.
SlickSnake
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WOW! Those were some really buff girls! I bet they would be a whole lot prettier if they just turned around! You just can't see their pretty faces from that view!
And that is NOT how you clean a soft top. You don't lean over it on your plastic chair and press down on it that hard, you might break it and the chair. You rub it gently from the sides until it glistens and gets wet. Then you hose it off! :moon:
Originally posted by: SlickSnake
WOW! Those were some really buff girls! I bet they would be a whole lot prettier if they just turned around! You just can't see their pretty faces from that view!
And that is NOT how you clean a soft top. You don't lean over it on your plastic chair and press down on it that hard, you might break it and the chair. You rub it gently from the sides until it glistens and gets wet. Then you hose it off! :moon:
well said. take special care with the shaft in the convertible top. gently rub the shaft until the material is moist, but don't rub too hard, you don't want to chafe.
Mr. Lennon
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