- Jun 23, 2001
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My dad just sent this to me in an email. I chuckled. 
High Tech Restaurant
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a
fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed
that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there
is a one hour wait. And I am programmed to converse
with you until a table is ready, if you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then
asked, Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical
breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he
returned, But thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the
latest basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red
Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So the next
day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh... 'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e
y-o-u-r
p-e-o-p-l-e
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
High Tech Restaurant
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a
fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed
that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there
is a one hour wait. And I am programmed to converse
with you until a table is ready, if you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then
asked, Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical
breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he
returned, But thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the
latest basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red
Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So the next
day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh... 'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e
y-o-u-r
p-e-o-p-l-e
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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