High Tech Condoms

[anuma]

http://www.sciencenewsden.com/hightechcondoms.html

 

[Corporate Thug]

wait til apple gets a hold of this.

Introducing the new iFcuk

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Your thread will be locked with no commentary by you. Comment quick.

I can imagine wearing that and hearing "Cry me a River" come on and me shriveling quickly in abject horror.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
wait til apple gets a hold of this.

Introducing the new iFcuk

ROFL..

 

[Xyo II]

:laugh:

 

[sao123]

I see headlines now...

High condoms failure rates blamed on lack of tunes during sex.

 

[jagec]

Remember that song "short dick man" that had a brief stint on the radio about a decade ago?:laugh:

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
wait til apple gets a hold of this.

Introducing the new iFcukU

Fixed

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
wait til apple gets a hold of this.

Introducing the new iFcukU

Fixed

Let the commercials with the silhouettes(sp?) of people fscking with the bright white condoms ensue!

 

[pontifex]

thats extremely old, by like 6 years or more

 

[Kelemvor]

Testing has shown no danger of electric shock to users of the device

Well that's good to know...

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Ah, the iPole

The music gets rather muted while planted


soft,loud,soft,loud,soft,loud

 

[NiKeFiDO]

mmmm tetris techno remix while sexing. delicious.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
wait til apple gets a hold of this.

Introducing the new iFcuk

i think they'd get sued by french connection

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Ah, the iPole

The music gets rather muted while planted


soft,loud,soft,loud,soft,loud

they make a lanyard to prevent that....

 

[Goosemaster]

so this is what happens when the communists split and they decide to sell off the uranium.....

 

[Stunt]

The Ad 😀
(nsfw)

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: Stunt
The Ad 😀
(nsfw)

You are right no the NSFW part

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

You are right no the NSFW part

Definitely! :shocked:

 

[xtknight]

The condom's main limitation, however, is primitive sound quality, similar to tones produced by first-generation cellphones. Testing has shown no danger of electric shock to users of the device, Chausovsky claimed.

That would make for an interesting sex life. *zap* what was that noise? Seizure ensues.