- Nov 29, 2006
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I just thought that I should share this with you guys, that I'm actually posting from heaven. I purchased an early ticket for the Rapture. Although I'm not a Christian, but the guy that sold me the ticket said as long as I have the fund, it didn't matter.
For all you doubters, how do you explain my posting here? Technology has come far enough that allowed us people from way up here to interact with people on earth. We call this "Earth-link", takes a whole new meaning to cloud computing now doesn't it?
I didn't see any virgins up here, sorry to disappoint fanatics of other religions, but instead well traveled and experience whores. Works for me I guess.
Other than this place being bright, and kinda drafty, I guess it's not that bad up here. Temperature is a pretty much constant 72 degrees, kinda like Hawaii, without the tourists. Oh, and there were a few other people that came after I did, but they got sent away because it was later discovered that they drove Priuses, I think they went somewhere pretty hot.
Well, don't want to waste all my time post Rapture posting on this forum, gotta find me a good Pho place, I'm kinda hungry. Yeah, despite what you've heard, they don't give you food here, you kinda have to wish for it. I'll be seeing some of you later.
Hi there. Locked from Earth. Lots of virgins down here; most of them males and posting on this forum. -Admin DrPizza
For all you doubters, how do you explain my posting here? Technology has come far enough that allowed us people from way up here to interact with people on earth. We call this "Earth-link", takes a whole new meaning to cloud computing now doesn't it?
I didn't see any virgins up here, sorry to disappoint fanatics of other religions, but instead well traveled and experience whores. Works for me I guess.
Other than this place being bright, and kinda drafty, I guess it's not that bad up here. Temperature is a pretty much constant 72 degrees, kinda like Hawaii, without the tourists. Oh, and there were a few other people that came after I did, but they got sent away because it was later discovered that they drove Priuses, I think they went somewhere pretty hot.
Well, don't want to waste all my time post Rapture posting on this forum, gotta find me a good Pho place, I'm kinda hungry. Yeah, despite what you've heard, they don't give you food here, you kinda have to wish for it. I'll be seeing some of you later.
Hi there. Locked from Earth. Lots of virgins down here; most of them males and posting on this forum. -Admin DrPizza
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