Hi, my name is Alpha 3.

[HappyPuppy]

Have I ever told you about Alpha 3?

 

[guyver01]

 

[HappyPuppy]

That doesn't tell me much.

 

[guyver01]

That doesn't tell me much.

does this?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Not really, unless your panties are in a wad again.

For your edification, Alpha 3 was an abandoned French firebase halfway between Gio Linh and Con Thien.

 

[Crono]

How many introduction threads until you get banned?

My guess: 2 more

 

[Rubycon]

Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door.
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Blood rack barbed wire
Polititians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Death seed blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man.

 

[TwiceOver]

Are you sure you don't mean Alpha 4 Version 3?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

eat a dick.

 

[Kirby]

I thought your name was Cua Viet, 1968?

I can't keep up with this shit.

 

[compbuilder00]

Hi I'm Alpha 5

 

[joesmoke]

and you are the finest fighting game ever created?