CStroman, that's the single funniest thing I've seen/heard in a looooong time. I was bummin', just sitting here feeling sorry for myself and dead nuts down on the entire human race, and now, I feel happy and free!!
CStroman, I want to have your child. Hush, now, I won't take no for an anwer. You must marry me! I have so much love to give!!! I am reborn, and feel that someday I will master the Tuba and be dandruff free (for the most part).
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel as though the innermost secrets of life itself, as divined by Moonbeam and further clarified by linuxboy have been delivered unto me, on a small yet tiny edible tablet, by UPS ground, and with no visible damage!
I feel pretty again!! Dance, we must dance!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!