Hi guys, I'm new to Anandtech!

[Riddlinkidstoner]

Sad, my first post was a sale thread. Oh well.

 

[FallenHero]

OMGHI2U!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
OMGHI2U!

Don't talk to FallenHero, he's a cop.

 

[So]

From this thread, we can tell, you are officially awesome, welcome to ATOT. :beer:

 

[tfcmasta97]

hey wanna play lambs?

she puts the lotion on her skin...

 

[Vampirrella]

/waves

 

[fire400]

Originally posted by: InlineFive
Even if it is a girl it certaintly appears to know enough to not make that mistake. Although it is sad that I have to call releasing your gender online a mistake in the first place.

how is it a mistake? I think when you boast it, it is a mistake, but I don't see a problem if some is curious and wants to find out upon asking the question, though I still agree with you. why would you just go about saying something like "I'm a girl... welcome me, and I'm single!" lol wouldn't be that dramatic, but you get the point, lol

oh yeah, I wanna add one more thing, you will meet a lot of cool people here, and a lot of dumb kids who enjoy spending way too much time on the computer, "speak for yourself," thankZ~

I am spoken for?

1. sorry nerds, but she's taken? here's how to fix it. go stand at the ledge of a mall, on the upper floor. if you're lucky, someone will talk to you. if you're destined, a girl will talk to you.
when you pretend you are in love, the feeling will usually sink in and you will be happy. if you know you're in love, you will still feel happy.
after you've been trained by reading all the MSN articles about dating, about guys and girls... try to teach them to someone else, but don't make it feel like you're lecturing. once you are able to achieve that much, you know you've retained the information.

2. go back to the mall, instead of standing at the ledge, walk around and start talking to random people, you will get acccpeted or rejected. if you get rejected, don't get persistant, you could get into trouble for harassing, simply move on. talk about anything and everything

3. once you get the hang of it, instead of talking to random people about anything, start finding way to comment them and ways to wait for them to finish talking and learn how to talk back like you both (or the group) are from a movie and everything is perfect. find things to talk about, like where they got their name, or where they spent the last 5 years of their life or what they think about the place they're in or how they decided to wear what they are wearing.

4. after you've gotten this far, here's the real challenge. start planning on going places where you'll meet singles, after you find out what your type is, raise your standards to dating any of the opposite sex according to type-lessness, doesn't matter, it's just a date.

5. don't forget that being single is hardly the end of the world. if you can't achieve this, then you are either:

a. married
b. divorced but can't come back to reality
c. in depression, seek help from your close fam'frenz
d. too busy for people, anti-social or an outcast
e. shy or afraid of people, still you're anti-social
f. a loser, get the point, you think too much about the negatives
g. a nerd; it's a fact, you are able-bodied and able-minded, but you suck with people

solution: if you are welcoming yourself to AT, you either have ADHD, or are so self-centered that you can't figure out how to welcome other new AT members to the forum.

here's a tip: If YOU'RE SINGLE, go to a church and become friends with EVERYONE

a. they will have a brother or sister that's your type or a good friend they'd be willing to hook you up with..
b. you will find a job that one of them belongs to
c. get invited over for dinner, broke college studets know that even a Super America hot dog or perhaps a McChicken could be the difference of having a ride on the bus the next day or walking 10 miles to their classes.
d. people to talk with, *hint to the nerds
e. a place to possibly stay at, in case your parents decide that you coming home late from parties isn't going to cut it since you're not paying rent... and they decide to kick you out
f. get numbers, you don't know if roadside assistance is going to throw you overboard with a hundred dollar upkeep, could be your cell phone bill right there?
g. popularity ofteen raises self-esteem in a good way, but don't this one get to you all the time... you could get overjoyed where you think everyone likes you when in fact they seriously hate your guts!

 

[FoBoT]

are you the Waffle King?

Everywhere I go, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, "Right this way, sir... Your money's no good here.'
Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine

And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
If you don't believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I mean

I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make you want to scream and shout
Waffle King (Waffle King)
That's my name, don't wear it out
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make no mistake about it I'm the Waffle King... yeah

 

[Rumpltzer]

Hi there.

Please note that these forums are for girl-ralated, cat-related, and health-related questions and comments.

All the other stuff is just SPAM. Ignore it.