This is an email I just got from some of our co-workers (I'm in the Telecom biz)
We need to know who has Hang's juice, and right now mister!
SECURITY BREACH AT LUCENT
Thought you might get a chuckle out if this. Yesterday, Hang, a Lucent guy
who likes his OJ with a little pulp, sent an email to the entire Lucent
business all over the world when his OJ disappeared! I was tempted to send
a sarcastic reply, but others are taking care of that. I like the last
response (they're still coming). Poor bastard. I blanked his address and
the access-all address (not in the Lucent domain). I figure he's getting
plenty of e-mail without hearing from the entire Internet too.
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 17:36:24 -0700
From: Hang Thi <****@lucent.com>
To:
One of my newly purchased Home style (some pulp) Tropicana orange juice
disappeared from the refrigerator in the lunchroom. Please, do not take
items that not belong to you.
Thanks,
Hang
Subject: Re: Missing item from ! refrigerator
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 02:24:36 +0200
If you're trying to find the culprit, I think you'll have more chances to
do so if you focus on your site or building.
I am pretty sure nobody took illegal orange juice in Europe...
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 09:26:04 +1000
No sign of it here in Australia.
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 09:27:19 +1000
Well we get plenty of illegal orange juice in Australia on the streets
of Melbourne, but I'm quite sure that wouldn't be it...
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 16:37:21 -0700
Hang, we checked the entire San Jose facilities, no empty bottle found,
and no positive results on the juice-a-lator breath test. We will continue
our investigation and keep our eye's open.
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 1! 6:44:27 -0700
Sorry to hear about your loss.
Here's a tip for the future - once in a while put
some laxative in your orange juice and let them
steal THAT. I assure you nobody will mess with
your stuff anymore...
Sincerely,
ttfn,
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: FOUND Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 16:49:54 -0700
I hear it just turned up in a copying room at a high-security facility
in New Mexico!
Subject: RE: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 19:50:40 -0400
I have made a special trip to Vienna. Plenty bottles of orange juice, but
none that I have spotted labeled in French. However, I will not give up
the
search, this wrong must be righted!
Subject: RE: FOUND Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 20:08:52 -0400
I think I saw it in Herndon (VA). Apparently some magic smoke escaped f!
rom
an
APX shelf controller and imbued the OJ with independent mobility. It's
probably
seeking a mate. Life is rough when you're the only walking OJ in the
world...
Subject: RE: FOUND Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 18:40:44 -0600
Be careful not to let any information about this leak to our
competitors, but this was no magic smoke, it was the first successful
demonstration of our new suite of office productivity features:
OJOIP - OJ over IP,
COIP - coffee over IP,
DOIP - donuts over IP and, of course,
POIP - pizza over IP
Subject: Re: FOUND Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 17:45:09 -0700
If any baked beans are missing I think I know where they went.
-- Ken
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 18:13:32 -0700
C'mon guys, this is not a joke. Someone took my Orange juice
too. Mine had no pulp (the clear kind). While looking please
keep an eye open for mine too.
Remember:
with pulp <===> for Hang
without pulp <===> for Hassan.
Hassan.
We need to know who has Hang's juice, and right now mister!
SECURITY BREACH AT LUCENT
Thought you might get a chuckle out if this. Yesterday, Hang, a Lucent guy
who likes his OJ with a little pulp, sent an email to the entire Lucent
business all over the world when his OJ disappeared! I was tempted to send
a sarcastic reply, but others are taking care of that. I like the last
response (they're still coming). Poor bastard. I blanked his address and
the access-all address (not in the Lucent domain). I figure he's getting
plenty of e-mail without hearing from the entire Internet too.
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 17:36:24 -0700
From: Hang Thi <****@lucent.com>
To:
One of my newly purchased Home style (some pulp) Tropicana orange juice
disappeared from the refrigerator in the lunchroom. Please, do not take
items that not belong to you.
Thanks,
Hang
Subject: Re: Missing item from ! refrigerator
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 02:24:36 +0200
If you're trying to find the culprit, I think you'll have more chances to
do so if you focus on your site or building.
I am pretty sure nobody took illegal orange juice in Europe...
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 09:26:04 +1000
No sign of it here in Australia.
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 09:27:19 +1000
Well we get plenty of illegal orange juice in Australia on the streets
of Melbourne, but I'm quite sure that wouldn't be it...
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 16:37:21 -0700
Hang, we checked the entire San Jose facilities, no empty bottle found,
and no positive results on the juice-a-lator breath test. We will continue
our investigation and keep our eye's open.
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 1! 6:44:27 -0700
Sorry to hear about your loss.
Here's a tip for the future - once in a while put
some laxative in your orange juice and let them
steal THAT. I assure you nobody will mess with
your stuff anymore...
Sincerely,
ttfn,
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: FOUND
Re: Missing item from refrigerator Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 16:49:54 -0700
I hear it just turned up in a copying room at a high-security facility
in New Mexico!
Subject: RE: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 19:50:40 -0400
I have made a special trip to Vienna. Plenty bottles of orange juice, but
none that I have spotted labeled in French. However, I will not give up
the
search, this wrong must be righted!
Subject: RE: FOUND
Re: Missing item from refrigerator Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 20:08:52 -0400
I think I saw it in Herndon (VA). Apparently some magic smoke escaped f!
rom
an
APX shelf controller and imbued the OJ with independent mobility. It's
probably
seeking a mate. Life is rough when you're the only walking OJ in the
world...
Subject: RE: FOUND
Re: Missing item from refrigerator Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 18:40:44 -0600
Be careful not to let any information about this leak to our
competitors, but this was no magic smoke, it was the first successful
demonstration of our new suite of office productivity features:
OJOIP - OJ over IP,
COIP - coffee over IP,
DOIP - donuts over IP and, of course,
POIP - pizza over IP
Subject: Re: FOUND
Re: Missing item from refrigerator Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 17:45:09 -0700
If any baked beans are missing I think I know where they went.
-- Ken
Subject: Re: Missing item from refrigerator
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 18:13:32 -0700
C'mon guys, this is not a joke. Someone took my Orange juice
too. Mine had no pulp (the clear kind). While looking please
keep an eye open for mine too.
Remember:
with pulp <===> for Hang
without pulp <===> for Hassan.
Hassan.
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