Hey Russ, We're Not The Only Ones That Notice.

[dennilfloss]

As you can see in this picture of the head geek himself, there is no smoke coming from Russ' cigarettes. He just likes to suck on unlit filters and his lungs remain pristine because all the tar goes to his feet and causes mutations. As you can plainly see, Russ gets wood (in the feet) while posting in OT... Now there is some smoke around his office but that is from a smoking gun...and another story. Anyway, we all know that Russ has money to burn, hence smoke.

Smoke On The Water (Deep Purple)