Hey Mister

[silverpig]

Anyone like this song? It's by a band called Custom. Check it out, hilarious as hell.

 

[WhiteWonder]

Never heard of that band, do they come on the radio, or am i going to have to d/l it

 

[silverpig]

That song is on the radio all the time here in Vancouver. I had to d/l it though.

 

[iamwiz82]

very funny song. I laugh everytime he goes into the fast paced part of it.


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I'd like to eat her like ice cream,
Maybe dip her in chocolate
Hey mister on your way to work,
In your Volvo, suit and tie
We'll be crawling in your bed sir,
Messing around maybe getting high.

Its not what you did, its not what you didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fsck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

Hey mister I really like your daughter
when I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of water
hey mister, how'd it get so bad
you raised her so well now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of her new Volkswagon
the perfect little gift for high school graduation
Its not what you did, its not what you didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fsck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance too
Braekstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fsuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter
I hope I never have a daughter
>>

 

[silverpig]

Sample lyrics:


Hey mister, I really like your daughter
When I'm horny like thirsty, she's a bottle of water
Hey mister, how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
Now she's calling me dad
In the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
The perfect little gift for high school graduation.

 

[silverpig]

Damn, beat me to it. Good job. Sweet song.

 

[TheBlondOne]

That song ROCKS! I gotta download it.

--Sarah

 

[Evadman]

I really like your daughter. Great song

 

[Zwingle]

My daughter is going to be locked in her room until she is 28........fvcking perverts in the world....I tell ya!

Good song....makes me think about when my daughter is dating.....

Heard an interview with Custom.....the lead singer said the song came to him when he and his younger sister went to a bar....sister was only 18....and a bunch of 'older' guys hitting on her....he said he told them to fvck off....she is only a kid....said these guys were like 35-40 years old......

 

[Balt]

I guess I'll have to be the first person to pop up and say this song sucks and I hate it.

 

[Gibson486]

Great song. I sing it to my g/f all the time and she keeps giving me these weirld looks If I ever had enough courage, i would sing it to my g/f's dad

 

[silverpig]

This is my new theme song.