Hey MadMerc....

[Engineer]

You have a private message.....

I bet the rest of you are dying to know what it says

 

[dvch]

Breaking out the secret weapon? Been waiting for this one.

 

[Engineer]

Oops, sorry...

 

[Postman]

I bet they have a secret plan about placing mp3-players' under crackheads' pillows which will play 'join federation, now repeat after me: join federation..' in endless loop while they're asleep.