Hey Loreena! Who needs scissors when you got matches?

[dennilfloss]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/02/28/3677600-cp.html

Bonfire Of The Twig & Berries. :Q

 

[Goosemaster]

ouch.

 

[userman]

OUCH!

 

[dennilfloss]

Remember, guys. Don't stick it in the crazies!

 

[Jeff7]

Wiener roast with two marshmallows!

 

[dennilfloss]

Pogo stick?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

YIKES

 

[Kadarin]

From TFA:

Lariviere also says Pungo, who died last year of unrelated causes, had difficulty getting into relationships after what happened.

That gets the "DUH" award of the night...

 

[dennilfloss]

He blamed his old flame and the heated argument.

 

[DAGTA]

Four years?

Had a MAN set fire to a WOMAN'S genitals, he'd likely get 20 years.

 

[dennilfloss]

Damn republicans always yell

Four more years! Four more years!