If you're like me fat people disgust you. They are a drain on our economy and a danger to society. So why has congress be so slow to enact a fat person tax?
Look im all for smaller government but this fattie problem has gotten out of hand. Did you know over half of our nations youth has weight issues? How are we supposed to have universal health care when fat people are going to destroy it?
That's why I'm proposing a fat person tax. Fatties will have to pay double the medicare tax until they meet government requirements for fitness. And we can be flexible. For instance if a person can bench press 300 pounds then they should be exempt because they've shown a genuine interest in fitness and maybe can't lose the fat because of genetics. I'm fine with that.
What im not fine with are these people who are 220lbs, eat two cheeseburgers a day, and have no muscle. It's a disgrace. If they're not willing to dedicate 3 hours a week to improving their body they have to be sick in the head.
Please, for the sake of national security (fat people are useless in combat), for the sake of our health care system (fat people are literally dead weight), and for the sake of our children (fat people spawn fat children) ask your congressman to enact a fat tax.
Fat people must be held accountable and their refusal to get in shape is an act of treason.
Look im all for smaller government but this fattie problem has gotten out of hand. Did you know over half of our nations youth has weight issues? How are we supposed to have universal health care when fat people are going to destroy it?
That's why I'm proposing a fat person tax. Fatties will have to pay double the medicare tax until they meet government requirements for fitness. And we can be flexible. For instance if a person can bench press 300 pounds then they should be exempt because they've shown a genuine interest in fitness and maybe can't lose the fat because of genetics. I'm fine with that.
What im not fine with are these people who are 220lbs, eat two cheeseburgers a day, and have no muscle. It's a disgrace. If they're not willing to dedicate 3 hours a week to improving their body they have to be sick in the head.
Please, for the sake of national security (fat people are useless in combat), for the sake of our health care system (fat people are literally dead weight), and for the sake of our children (fat people spawn fat children) ask your congressman to enact a fat tax.
Fat people must be held accountable and their refusal to get in shape is an act of treason.
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