Hey, let's pretend we are American presidents.......

[compuwiz1]

Ok, people, your jobs are to ask anyone who is President, , a pointed, direct question. This is a test of one's political prowess. Your qualifications for the job will be judged on how well you can skirt, hide, bridge and evade, when a grenade (potentially damaging question) is thrown your way. When it is your turn to play, you simply post: I am the president. The next post asks the question, and the next post is you, answering it. Get it?

Game on!

I am the president! 😉

 

[Whitecloak]

are you the president?

 

[gopunk]

i hope i'm doing this right 😛

why is suicide illegal?

 

[rival]

whats ms lewinskys poontang taste like? sweet or sour?

 

[compuwiz1]

I am, but besides that, what is your dream today, how can we make America better, giving to the poor while taking from the rich? Would you like to be rich? Did you vote for me? Did you vote for Gore? 😉

whats ms lewinskys poontang taste like? sweet or sour?

Never tasted it...smelled it though....prolly why I never tasted it.

why is suicide illegal?

It's perfectly legal to choke a chicken...just not yourself, ok? I don't know why! Go ask Benjamin Frankly...I think he made that rule, but don't ask me...I ain't responsible. It is what is is.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Mr. President, this question is for you, and it concerns foreign policy. Last year, in Serbian elections we saw the apparent defeat of President Slobodan Milosevic by challenger Vojislav Kostunica. Yet, Milosevic refused to step aside. If you were President then, would you apply pressure on Milosevic, and openly aid Kostunica and his Novia Serbskaya party? Or, by working with neighbors, such as Karadon Ragonovic of Croatia, Istivan Kajnoinsy of Hungary, or Anton Paslagaros of Greece?

 

[compuwiz1]

Text Mr. President, this question is for you, and it concerns foreign policy. Last year, in Serbian elections we saw the apparent defeat of President Slobodan Milosevic by challenger Vojislav Kostunica. Yet, Milosevic refused to step aside. If you were President then, would you apply pressure on Milosevic, and openly aid Kostunica and his Novia Serbskaya party? Or, by working with neighbors, such as Karadon Ragonovic of Croatia, Istivan Kajnoinsy of Hungary, or Anton Paslagaros of Greece?

First of all, Milosevic simply lost the election. It was, hopefully "by the people" of his constituency. The fact that he refused to step aside, was an act of utmost arrogance, almost as if in denial. At that time, the "president elect" should have been able to call on the powers that were at his disposal and either legally, or if needed, physically remove him. We're talking about a man here, no need for an army or pressure from other countrys. In the event of a stronghold, there would have been sanctions, by neighboring countrys, aimed at applying certain external pressures.

 

[sandorski]

Mr. President. Do you have even the faintest idea of who you are or what you do? Hello. Hello! [snap*snap**wave*wave] Mr President! Are you there? [turns around] "I, I, somethings wrong[shrugs shoulder, walks away]

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Mr. President. Do you have even the faintest idea of who you are or what you do? Hello. Hello! [snap*snap**wave*wave] Mr President! Are you there? [turns around] "I, I, somethings wrong[shrugs shoulder, walks away]

I think you must put a quarter somewhere to get him to work

 

[UltraQuiet]

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: sandorski
Mr. President. Do you have even the faintest idea of who you are or what you do? Hello. Hello! [snap*snap**wave*wave] Mr President! Are you there? [turns around] "I, I, somethings wrong[shrugs shoulder, walks away]

I think you must put a quarter somewhere to get him to work

Same price as your mom.

 

[ElFenix]

i think birthday boy is president now

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Mr. President, this question is for you, and it concerns foreign policy. Last year, in Serbian elections we saw the apparent defeat of President Slobodan Milosevic by challenger Vojislav Kostunica. Yet, Milosevic refused to step aside. If you were President then, would you apply pressure on Milosevic, and openly aid Kostunica and his Novia Serbskaya party? Or, by working with neighbors, such as Karadon Ragonovic of Croatia, Istivan Kajnoinsy of Hungary, or Anton Paslagaros of Greece?

isn't that from SNL? Ferrell as Dubya answered something about supporting "the guy I like to call dude number 2"

-Ice

 

[HappyPuppy]

I think you must put a quarter somewhere to get him to work

No, no, that's Gray Davis you're thinking of.

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: DaveSohmer

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: sandorski
Mr. President. Do you have even the faintest idea of who you are or what you do? Hello. Hello! [snap*snap**wave*wave] Mr President! Are you there? [turns around] "I, I, somethings wrong[shrugs shoulder, walks away]

I think you must put a quarter somewhere to get him to work

Same price as your mom.

aint we mature

 

[gotsmack]

I am the president

My first act will to be throw a big party, then I will go on a 1 month vacation followed by another 1 month vacation.