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Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs!

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UbiSunt

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Think of all the possibilities! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!
 
they would be our currency, 10 hotdogs would be approximetly worth the amount of a nickle, depending on the strength of the yen, I'll have to check
 
Pringles. I've actually had a dream of a neverending tube of pringles. I don't know why, but I just can't get enough of them. Once I pop I can't stop 🙁


that's why I don't buy them any more.
 
Ph, and I'd clone myself, then I'd take over the world!

The best part? I'd have a true democracy, representing myselfs from all over the world.

The worst part? Crack like three paswords and you could rule the world.
 
I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.. I'd be so
delicious! So, would you?
 
Originally posted by: UbiSunt
I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.. I'd be so
delicious! So, would you?
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If you had to pick between being the top scientist in your field and having Mad Cow Disease, which would it be?
 
Don't jerk me around! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
 
Originally posted by: UbiSunt
Don't jerk me around! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
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if I were flexible enough :Q
 
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
they would be our currency, 10 hotdogs would be approximetly worth the amount of a nickle, depending on the strength of the yen, I'll have to check
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You'd have to lug around a giant, heavy bag to make even moderately expensive purchases, let's keep it at the current exchange rate of between $0.50 and $5.00, depending on the quality, size and where you are.
 
Also, if we didn't dream, our brains would devour themselves, in madness and paranoia. The Viet Cong knew that. That's why they used sleep deprivation as a form of torture!
 
Originally posted by: UbiSunt
Also, if we didn't dream, our brains would devour themselves, in madness and paranoia. The Viet Cong knew that. That's why they used sleep deprivation as a form of torture!
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Did you know dolphins sleep half-a-brain at a time?
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Shawn
Originally posted by: her209
So if you have sex with your clone, is it considered masturbation?
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No, but it would be considered incest.
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Why?
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Well since technically identical twins have the same DNA and are basically clones, and if twins have sex with each other it's incest, then wouldn't having sex with your clone also be incest?
 
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