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Hey guys. Trump is coming to my town on Jan28.

Have fun getting stiffed over what he owes for the visit! And, that's OK, because that makes him smart and a great business man/negotiator.
 
Bulk eggs here.


Ideally, you'd want to find a way to speed up the egg spoilage, so they would be "rotten eggs".

On the other hand, if you've had a history of making remarks about sending Trump to Dallas without the bubble-top for the limousine, it might be a good idea to plan a trip to elsewhere. For instance, I might book a stay in a mountain resort hotel a few hundred miles away. Thus, with a documented alibi, you would certainly avoid being a scape-goat or patsy if that sort of history repeated itself.

And why would you want to stay in town? It would just raise your blood-pressure and contribute to the health problems you already have . . .

Is it possible to adapt a potato cannon to shoot raw eggs? Could you mount your contraption inside an SUV like Bruce Willis did in "The Jackal"? Even raw eggs could threaten your life, liberty and happiness if you followed such a scheme.

So book some rooms at Mammoth Lakes and do some skiing. Golly! If half a town decided to follow that prescription, only "The Base" would show up, and the town might still look deserted!
 
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He'll be here on Jan. 14.
I work downtown near where he'll be flapping his gums and sniffing his nose. It's going to suck (yes I bitched when Obama would come to town and effectively shutdown the city as well)
 
Returning to the scene of the crime... nobody fleeces investors & stiffs contractors better than Donnie. Nobody.
 
If I was in the states and he was coming to my town, to my hall to flap his pie hole, I would start pressing posters now, my printer would be running 24/7, and in the cover of night they would be going up everywhere. Taken down. Then up again. Repeat.
 
Is he touring some of his shuttered casinos?

Maybe Gritty can come over from Philly and come pay him a visit.
 
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If I was in the states and he was coming to my town, to my hall to flap his pie hole, I would start pressing posters now, my printer would be running 24/7, and in the cover of night they would be going up everywhere. Taken down. Then up again. Repeat.
I've had parallel thoughts about expressing my rage for the last three years, with something parallel to "bumper stickers" -- but "bumper posters". "We refuse medical assistance to Trumpie Filth -- to savor their hideous space-alien screams while we salute Old Glory." I've thought about putting up posters in unique locations, like public school entrances and gun stores. For the security cameras, a ski mask and plan to park the truck in total darkness. But I can't spare the time, just for being a responsible person. So I abjure the role of "Midnight Skulker".

And, posting a lot these days on the "Garage" forum, I love my old SUV so much that I'd rather not risk Trumpie damage to it in response to a poster, even if it provides the opportunity to wield my Louisville Slugger on the offender as if practicing my teenage line drive. I haven't got time to appear in court just to plead "self defense".

I guess I'll just take my pleasure by finding more reasons to go out and about in my old Trooper -- without provocations hanging on the back door of it . . .
 
There is this guy in my town who has a Trump flag planted on the back of his pick up truck. It's the most obnoxious thing. I'm sure he will be there at the rally. Also, retired cops, fire fighters will all be there. I know a few. Funny thing is they are all Republican, but wasn't it the Democrats who unionized the work force many years ago. Anyway, I'll be faaaar away from that circus. Lol.
 
Upper management at my workplace loves him. I was invited to watch his inauguration in a conference room, and invited to attend a rally a few months ago. I politely declined. My direct supervisor loves him. I have told him before succinctly "in case you don't know my stance on Trump, I wouldn't waste the time crossing the street to piss on him if he was on fire".
 
I've had parallel thoughts about expressing my rage for the last three years, with something parallel to "bumper stickers" -- but "bumper posters". "We refuse medical assistance to Trumpie Filth -- to savor their hideous space-alien screams while we salute Old Glory." I've thought about putting up posters in unique locations, like public school entrances and gun stores. For the security cameras, a ski mask and plan to park the truck in total darkness. But I can't spare the time, just for being a responsible person. So I abjure the role of "Midnight Skulker".

And, posting a lot these days on the "Garage" forum, I love my old SUV so much that I'd rather not risk Trumpie damage to it in response to a poster, even if it provides the opportunity to wield my Louisville Slugger on the offender as if practicing my teenage line drive. I haven't got time to appear in court just to plead "self defense".

I guess I'll just take my pleasure by finding more reasons to go out and about in my old Trooper -- without provocations hanging on the back door of it . . .
You should speak to someone about those dreams of violence.
 
I fully believe in seeing what the other side is up to.
You can not know your enemy unless you confront your enemy.
So... because of that, I have tickets for a Trump rally the end of the month.
I'm taking one of my Trumpie family members.
And no, I will not allow her make me wear one of those stupid hats.
Funny thing, I forced the issue to attend and get tickets, she had no desire to attend until I pointed out how entertaining and interesting it might be.
How does it go again? LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP ??? 😛

Odd admission ticket I received

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