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NatePo717

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idk what it's for but
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UberNeuman

UberNeuman

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"I'm sorry, God's not in at the moment - please leave a message after the beep."

*beep
 
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nonameo

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Originally posted by: ELopes580
Thanks for taking away the last, kindest person on this earth from us.........


Keep up the good work................. :(
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*Cracks a cool one to share with ELopes580, even though I don't really drink*
 
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SlitheryDee

I can't really figure out how to respond to this. If it was God, then you will see them soon. They're just as last and kindest in heaven as they were here. If you're actually mad at God then you must believe in him and it seems to follow that you must believe that he has set up a glorious afterlife for the good people, such as this last, kindest person. So I'm wondering why you made this post.

I feel for your loss, and I hope that they're enjoying a few cold ones in the afterlife with my father, who has had a little over a year to learn how to liven things up there.
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

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A man driving downtown is frantically searching for a parking space. He looks up to the heavens and says "God...if you provide me with a parking space, I will give up drinking forever!"

Suddenly a parking space appears. The man then looks up and says "Never mind- I found one!"
 
Regs

Regs

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
A man driving downtown is frantically searching for a parking space. He looks up to the heavens and says "God...if you provide me with a parking space, I will give up drinking forever!"

Suddenly a parking space appears. The man then looks up and says "Never mind- I found one!"
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Hah. I laughed. Seems like a "Simpson" line .
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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not to make light of what seems to be someone's death, but wtf is the point of posting what you posted?

a) the post is so damn vague...
b) no one knows the person you are talking about
c) It's debatable whether god exists, and in the off chance he does, I bet he has more important things to do than read ATOT
 
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Darwin333

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Sorry for your loss.

But at least he hasn't sent an Angel to kill a crapload of innocent children recently.
 
FoBoT

FoBoT

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it doesn't work that way
we all make our way through life with free will to choose our course
it has to end at some point, but God doesn't directly take people as you imply
 
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Engraver

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Originally posted by: ELopes580
Thanks for taking away the last, kindest person on this earth from us.........


Keep up the good work................. :(
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Obviously the vaguest person is still here..........................................
(my ellipse is greater than yours)
 
Anubis

Anubis

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i really want to put in my curse word laden rant about people who make vague post in here but i dont wanna be banned for it
 
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Schfifty Five

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Originally posted by: ELopes580
Thanks for taking away the last, kindest person on this earth from us.........


Keep up the good work................. :(


EDIT: To make you people facking happy, like I have to......

http://www.wwlp.com/Global/sto...=7259320&nav=menu600_2
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:roll:

Well what the fack do you expect? You make a vague post just to draw attention to yourself? Are you looking for someone to comfort you or something? Stop trying to make this about you, so damn selfish.
 
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