Hey Crackhead

classic!

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
LMAO...

I think he might be talking about California St. in SF...I used to live on California St. and it is seriously F'ed up...lots of addicts around at night.

My brother still lives in SF not far from haight st... that place is a real freak show at night. You don't walk alone there at night unless heavily armed (not really but you get the point).

Yeah, he's on California street, saying "hella" and "muni". Not to mention, there's "sfo" in the URL. I think it's safe to assume he's in SF.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Heh, lots of weird people on Craigslist

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
"3. Wait in an alley near my bike armed with my new stainless steel mirror-finish Ace Professional brand 1/2" drive socket wrench, my 18mm sparkplug socket, and my searing rage. It's pretty heavy and well balanced. I am not a large man, but I am angry."

Lol, my favorite part too

 

[sparkyclarky]

quality!

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you don't. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop.

ROFLMAO

:beer:

excellent.

 

[Shawn]

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Heh, lots of weird people on Craigslist

another dumb f u c k. Talking about handle it person to person. lol what dumb f u cker

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
LMAO...

I think he might be talking about California St. in SF...I used to live on California St. and it is seriously F'ed up...lots of addicts around at night.

My brother still lives in SF not far from haight st... that place is a real freak show at night. You don't walk alone there at night unless heavily armed (not really but you get the point).

Yeah, he's on California street, saying "hella" and "muni". Not to mention, there's "sfo" in the URL. I think it's safe to assume he's in SF.

Right, I saw the URL...I suppose I should have just said I used to live on California St. in SF and so forth...

Chalk it up to stupidity.

 

[TallBill]

haha, clever venting

 

[Quixfire]

 

[saxophonoia]

HAHA LMAO

 

Great read!

 

[maziwanka]

definately an amusing read. you would've thought he learned a lesson the first time, but instead decided to park his bike at the same location. he should've invested in one of those lockable bike covers or parked in a garage.

 

[ItsPat]

Man, that was hilarious!

 

[waylman]

How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop.

HAHAHAHAHA LOL

 

[GasX]

best rant ever?

maybe so....

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Perknose

But no, the sparkplug socket in my new toolset was for American sparkplugs. So I had to go down to the neighborhood Ace hardware. They had an 18mm socket that would fit over my sparkplug, but it was for a 1/2" drive ratchet.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, an engineer and a motorcycle driver who doesn't know SAE from metric? Who's the crackhead now, sparky?

Metric spark plugs are evil. I've had three cars that were metric. All three use SAE spark plugs. Only my motorcycle uses metric spark plugs.

ZV

EDIT: Yes, I know the Craigslist poster was talking about a motorcycle. But if metric cars use SAE spark plugs, then it's not that far out for a person to assume that a metric motorcycle will use SAE spark plugs. Also, it's not that far out to assume that a mechanic's tool set will have a metric spark plug socket.

 

[FoBoT]

*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***

nobody ever pays attentions to the disclaimers

 

[Ilmater]

I just saw this from a friend and almost posted it. Thank god for the search function. At least I can bump this hilarious read.

 

[godmare]

Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid.

It's just beautiful

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
I just saw this from a friend and almost posted it. Thank god for the search function. At least I can bump this hilarious read.

and i was just about to come in screaming repost Thank God we both kept our cool and stayed sensible.

 

[cronos]

hahahaha
ROFL

 

[Brutuskend]

:thumbsup:

 

[OutHouse]

thats awesome