Hey, check this out...

[Fritzo]

Someone pointed this out, and they were right!

My Feet

= 1 foot

 

[dighn]

yeah but are you really going to put your foo ton the table when you are trying to measure something

 

[FleshLight]

Your foot != imperial foot

It's off by like 1/8 of an inch.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

You've got some nasty ass feet.

 

[Fritzo]

I just clipped my toe nails, so they're kind of jagged heheh. They usually look a lot better

 

[Kalvin00]

Your whole toes look nasty.

 

[Fritzo]

*sniff*

Now I won't be able to go to foot beauty school on a foot scholarship and then get a job as a foot model so I can earn money for little Timmy to get that operation

 

[aplefka]

That's a bad angle for the picture. Take it from overtop and then we can see where it is in relationship to the ruler. But blur out your foot

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
You've got some nasty ass feet.

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
You've got some nasty ass feet.

Second that

 

[BigFatCow]

what size shoes you wear?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

<Insert random penis related comment>

- M4H

 

[jagec]

I also have a built-in measuring device. It, too, is a foot long. I'd never be able to use it in public, though.

That is all.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: jagec
I also have a built-in measuring device. It, too, is a foot long. I'd never be able to use it in public, though.

That is all.

Your nose is 12" long! :Q

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: jagec
I also have a built-in measuring device. It, too, is a foot long. I'd never be able to use it in public, though.

That is all.

Beat you to it

- M4H

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
<Insert random penis related comment>

- M4H

<insert clever retort insinuating previous poster's small penis size>

 

[mobobuff]

Incidentally... my rectum is exactly 6 inches long.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
<Insert random penis related comment>

- M4H

<insert clever retort insinuating previous poster's small penis size>

<insert threat to post pics of big Ukrainian sausage for validation>

<Insert reminder that banning will occur immediately, as well as bill for forks to gouge out the eyes of those forever scarred by the image.>

Anandtech Moderator

- M4H

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: jagec
I also have a built-in measuring device. It, too, is a foot long. I'd never be able to use it in public, though.

That is all.

Beat you to it

- M4H

:Q

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: jagec
I also have a built-in measuring device. It, too, is a foot long. I'd never be able to use it in public, though.

That is all.

Beat you to it

- M4H

:Q

- M4H

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
<Insert random penis related comment>

- M4H

<insert clever retort insinuating previous poster's small penis size>

<insert threat to post pics of big Ukrainian sausage for validation>

- M4H

<insert witty remark insinuating previous poster's desire for Ukrainian men>

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
<Insert random penis related comment>

- M4H

<insert clever retort insinuating previous poster's small penis size>

<insert threat to post pics of big Ukrainian sausage for validation>

- M4H

<insert witty remark insinuating previous poster's desire for Ukrainian men>

<insert comment regarding Ukrainian heritage of self and reference to narcissism and preemptive strike again posters plotting use of "self-love" thread of thought>

- M4H

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
<Insert random penis related comment>

- M4H

<insert clever retort insinuating previous poster's small penis size>

<insert threat to post pics of big Ukrainian sausage for validation>

- M4H

<insert witty remark insinuating previous poster's desire for Ukrainian men>

<insert comment regarding Ukrainian heritage of self and reference to narcissism and preemptive strike again posters plotting use of "self-love" thread of thought>

- M4H

<insert generic forum acronym describing confused state>


(OMGWTFBBQ?!?)

 

[DrPizza]

You clip your toe nails too short. Didn't your mom teach you to clip them even with the end of your toes?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Incidentally... my rectum is exactly 6 inches long.

:Q

First, I'm not EVEN going to ask how that got measured!!!

Second, I had not idea my feet looked so bad. People usually say they look pretty good for a guy. Must be the crappy phone cam.