Hey ATOT guys who live alone

[Nomada]

Me; I rarely make it to the bed from the couch.
The toilet paper roll never makes it to the holder.
I do only use one cup.
I, at this point in time, own no cleaning supplies other than dish soap.
I wear my shoes indoors all the time.
Pr0n never hidden before company arrives. You got any?

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Other than the fact I spend less than 4 hours in my apartment a day (while awake, that is) and thus go waaaaay too long between doing dishes and laundry... no, not really.

 

[Darien]

Rarely clean
Bed is almost never done

 

[Sheepathon]

I am the perfect roommate. Really.

 

[Sukhoi]

I urinate on the couch and turn the cushion over.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I urinate on the couch and turn the cushion over.

LOL

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I urinate on the couch and turn the cushion over.

hahahahah

 

[GroundZero]

sleep where i fall asleep, could be the couch, or one of the other rooms (but there is a bed in all 3 bedrooms) or my recliner in the den, don't have grass anymore, now i am cultivating hay. but this is because i have acreage and my riding mower is broken. i can go a long time before i do laundry, but i have lots of clothes. cleaning the windows is a once every 11 months thing...i guess my bad habbits belong in the category of i have a couple different women over in the same week, i let the dog on one of the couches, i broke a window in the greenhouse so the cats can sleep in there. i have a friends new bike (vtx 1800) in my shop so his wife doesn't find out he bought it. guess i am not who you were aiming this post at eh?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I urinate on the couch and turn the cushion over.

hahahahah

omg hahaha

 

[magomago]

ewww...thats sick how can you guys do that? If all you have is soap, how do you clean the toilet? Or is the toilet covered in a layer of pubic hair everywhere? How many INCHES of grime do you have in the shower? Do you vaccumm?

Iono...I hate being dirty. I'm not the cleanest guy around...but you hae to maintain a level of cleanliness. Do you clean your keyboard areaas at all? I find for some reason that a lot of hair and crumbs (since my desk doubles as a dining table) occur on the keyboad drawer so I clean that out once a week or so...

But how do you guys survive?

 

[David Brent]

i poop in the tub.

 

[Nomada]

Originally posted by: magomago
ewww...thats sick how can you guys do that? If all you have is soap, how do you clean the toilet? Or is the toilet covered in a layer of pubic hair everywhere? How many INCHES of grime do you have in the shower? Do you vaccumm?

Iono...I hate being dirty. I'm not the cleanest guy around...but you hae to maintain a level of cleanliness. Do you clean your keyboard areaas at all? I find for some reason that a lot of hair and crumbs (since my desk doubles as a dining table) occur on the keyboad drawer so I clean that out once a week or so...

But how do you guys survive?

Whoahh...don't bust a nut there magomago. I said I have no cleaning supplies at the moment, but no I don't clean around my keyboard. Infact real men don't; so I suggest you change your practices:roll:

 

[JoeKing]

I hate doing dishes, so I eat over the sink sometimes
I throw my clothes all over the place. My ex used to find it funny that my basket hamper would be empty, but my clothes would be all around it. I guess I'm a bad shot.
Dusting... nope not my thing
I also like to walk around naked in my pad.

 

[masterxfob]

Originally posted by: Nomada

Originally posted by: magomago
ewww...thats sick how can you guys do that? If all you have is soap, how do you clean the toilet? Or is the toilet covered in a layer of pubic hair everywhere? How many INCHES of grime do you have in the shower? Do you vaccumm?

Iono...I hate being dirty. I'm not the cleanest guy around...but you hae to maintain a level of cleanliness. Do you clean your keyboard areaas at all? I find for some reason that a lot of hair and crumbs (since my desk doubles as a dining table) occur on the keyboad drawer so I clean that out once a week or so...

But how do you guys survive?

Whoahh...don't bust a nut there magomago. I said I have no cleaning supplies at the moment, but no I don't clean around my keyboard. Infact real men don't; so I suggest you change your practices:roll:

that was a pretty stupid reply... you get defensive at the mention of cleaning supplies, then completely turn it around by saying clean men aren't real men? you don't make any sense to me, go fvck off

 

[Nomada]

Originally posted by: masterxfob

Originally posted by: Nomada

Originally posted by: magomago
ewww...thats sick how can you guys do that? If all you have is soap, how do you clean the toilet? Or is the toilet covered in a layer of pubic hair everywhere? How many INCHES of grime do you have in the shower? Do you vaccumm?

Iono...I hate being dirty. I'm not the cleanest guy around...but you hae to maintain a level of cleanliness. Do you clean your keyboard areaas at all? I find for some reason that a lot of hair and crumbs (since my desk doubles as a dining table) occur on the keyboad drawer so I clean that out once a week or so...

But how do you guys survive?

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Whoahh...don't bust a nut there magomago. I said I have no cleaning supplies at the moment, but no I don't clean around my keyboard. Infact real men don't; so I suggest you change your practices:roll:

that was a pretty stupid reply... you get defensive at the mention of cleaning supplies, then completely turn it around by saying clean men aren't real men? you don't make any sense to me, go fvck off

Are your brothers retarded too master?:roll:

 

[MagicConch]

Dishes often pile up for days, and I do no cleaning, inside or out. W/o maid + gardener/maintenance, my place would become pretty bad fast.

 

[StageLeft]

My worst when living alone was just that the kitchen counter would become think and towered with dishes, beer cans and things like that. Anything related to food like wrappers and things would pile up, too. It never got TOO bad because I'd have to clean before mrsskoorb visited, which was every couple of months at least, so the toilet was guaranteed a cleaning that often.

 

[l Xes l]

i have sex everywhere... it's on my bed, couch, desk, drawers, cabinets, washing machine, sink!!!!!!.... they are everywhere!!!!!!