He's got 99 iPhones but a bride ain't one

[Newbian]

Since the inception of Singles’ Day in China several years ago

This makes me even sadder they have this then her saying no.

You are not supposed to celebrate something like this unless you just got out of a nasty marriage.

 

[iGas]

Corny.

I would throw that little nerd to the side, and show her what an American alpha male fat bastard is like.