Here's your girlfriend's new number:

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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Yeah baby. I'm gonna call you on the celly for the midnight bootycall. :thumbsup:

Pics, right here, baby!

Rich bitch gets hers! Hooray for the poor, working man~!

Ironically, her prison time will be much more comfortable than my life as a 20-something during the mid-80's.

In the next life, I'm coming back as a rich woman. What a life.
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
31,528
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Originally posted by: MaxDSP
I know you wanna hit that Mike

Martha? OH HELL YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I will call her Mommy, rub her feet, lick her backside, wax her car, polish her boat, shine her silverware, ANYTHING she wants to watch me sweat while I do. Hell, I'll do some other chick while she watches and .....throws rotten vegetables at pictures of Bill Clinton. I need a Sugar Momma like the fields need the rain!
 

MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
I know you wanna hit that Mike

Martha? OH HELL YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I will call her Mommy, rub her feet, lick her backside, wax her car, polish her boat, shine her silverware, ANYTHING she wants to watch me sweat while I do. Hell, I'll do some other chick while she watches and .....throws rotten vegetables at pictures of Bill Clinton. I need a Sugar Momma like the fields need the rain!

as long as you're honest with yourself :laugh:
 

MartyMcFly3

Lifer
Jan 18, 2003
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
I know you wanna hit that Mike

Martha? OH HELL YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I will call her Mommy, rub her feet, lick her backside, wax her car, polish her boat, shine her silverware, ANYTHING she wants to watch me sweat while I do. Hell, I'll do some other chick while she watches and .....throws rotten vegetables at pictures of Bill Clinton. I need a Sugar Momma like the fields need the rain!

:beer::D Cheers MichaelD

Your Friend in Time,
MartyMcfly3