Here's to you, rude dumbass at the driving range

[everman]

<rant> I went to the driving range this afternoon, got my bucket of balls and went downstairs to the ground level area which was completely empty. I put my stuff down four mats from the front and begin practicing. There are about 25 more empty mats in back of me, every other space is as good as the rest, there is no prime spot.

10 mins later, enter the old balding overweight asian man carrying a few clubs and a bucket of balls. I was slightly annoyed when you placed your stuff in the space directly behind me, I just prefer to have a bit more space but that's ok, not a big deal. Five minutes later though and you decide to light up your cigarette, ok wtf? If you want to smoke why can't you do it away from me? The whole frickin' place is empty and you need to smoke right next to me? How completely oblivious to all manner of common courtesy can you be?

So then I just dumped all my balls back into the bucket and moved my clubs down to the other side of the range, perhaps he got the messege. </rant>

cliffs:
I'm at the empty driving range.
Dude decides to practice right next to me while smoking.
wtf?
???
I move
profit?

 

[dug777]

I think he won that round

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Cliffs cliffs: Golfers are socially challenged.

 

[Shortcut]

damn, i was expecting a rant in the style of the budweiser "real american heroes" commercials!

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Cliffs cliffs: Golfers are socially challenged.

As are most people here unfortunately.

 

[jammur21]

You should have hit his range balls, using the cigarette as a tee.

I agree with dug, he won that round.

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: Shortcut
damn, i was expecting a rant in the style of the budweiser "real american heroes" commercials!

This one's for you :beer:

Oh and if you "he won", would you have made him go down to the other side? Most likely he'd just move down a few and still blow smoke your way, so I think this was the best option.

 

[eldorado99]

Haha, I think you need to calm down man... there are a lot worse things on Earth than that.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Why didn't you just ask him to move? Jesus...grow a pair.

 

[DrPizza]

Should have just moved to the one directly behind him Then, grunt loudly every time you hit the ball. Time it so your backswing was 1/4 second ahead of his.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: dug777
I think he won that round

I agree. PWNX0RED LOLOLOLOL.

 

[redgtxdi]

Maybe sucks, but no biggie. You did the right thing.


Of course, you could've just started farting his way incessantly like Johnny Knoxville or something.

Order one of those fart machines & look for him specifically next time. Get right next to him & just let the farts rip. Don't apologize, just keep 'em blastin'.

 

[KLin]

:music:Real men of genius:music:

 

[imported_weadjust]

You should have played with his balls.

 

[rayray2]

Dude it's not like you were in a confined space. You were freakin outside, how bad could the smoke have been?

Geez, I came into this thread expecting to hear about someone being rude and all I get is "oh noes, someone lit up a cig 10 feet away from me"!!!! :roll:

Suck it up nancy boy.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

You couldn't point him to a No Smoking sign? Or was there no sign? In that case, how can you blame him for smoking?

 

[Jeff7]

I thought plenty of people on this forum liked Asians, much less have one near your balls?

 

[imported_Baloo]

OP. what a wuss! Go cry in yor bedroom.

 

[rayray2]

Originally posted by: Baloo
OP. what a wuss! Go cry in yor bedroom.

you said it better than i did. :thumbsup: