Here's my math joke...

[Fritzo]

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond walk into a bar.

The brunette asks the bartender for a BL. The bartender, knowing his stuff, knows she means a Bud Light, so he hands her a Bud Light.

The redhead asks for a MT. The bartender hands her a Mai Tai

The blonde comes up and asks for a 26. The bartender thinks for a second, then asks "What the heck is a 26???!!!"

The blonde replies "It's a 7 and 7! DUH!!!"

 

[mugs]

My head hurts

 

[Kalvin00]

 

[SofaKing]

um

 

[cjgallen]

Bad joke tastes like BURNING.

 

[Thurgo0dy]

when i read that I wanted to eat poop

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

um

 

[amol]

spojd isa ofjdspodpf

 

[Pciber]

Originally posted by: Thurgo0dy
when i read that I wanted to eat poop

the joke makes me want to poop

i can see this working out...

 

[chuckywang]

i don't get it.

 

[Viperoni]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
i don't get it.

Maybe you're not supposed to be able to get it?

 

[paulney]

7 & 7
111 & 111 = 111
26? wtf?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Your mom goes to college.

 

[Fritzo]

See, the blonde added wrong because every single blonde on the planet is not smart. See?