Here's how you can give 100%

[Jokersmoker]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.

But, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Jokersmoker

 

[Ameesh]

i thought people say 110 percent.

 

[olds]

Bwahahahahaha!

 

[Sluggo]

I give 100% at work

20% a day for 5 days.

 

[yakko]

I give 100% at work. Of course it is 100% bullshit but that is okay.

 

[dolph]

lol
i'm glad you found your way to the ot section, joker! do you still post in ot, um... "over there?"

 

[Smolek]

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

lol