Here's how good I am at FPS games...

brxndxn

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I was playing the Medal of Honor: Allied Assault demo and I got to the part where you're supposed to destroy the tank. I was under heavy fire with little health.. So what did I do - switch to rocket launcher?? Through some grenades?? Machine gun??

NO! I switched to binoculars so that I could watch closely the facial expressions of the enemies as they gunned me down.



I swear.. I was awesome in everything Quake 2 and prior. I used to play for an hour without ever getting killed in online games.. With today's newer games, I can't even last 1 minute without getting mutilated! GRRR!!

I need a new game genre to play.
 

thraashman

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Apr 10, 2000
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NO! I switched to binoculars so that I could watch closely the facial expressions of the enemies as they gunned me down.

That has got to be the best line I've heard in the last week. Thank you for the very much needed chuckle