Here's another way Mcdonald's makes me smile

[Tsaico]

Will it just never end?

 

[TallBill]

More proof that people ARE in fact idiots!

 

[Zim Hosein]

The suit alleges the wife "lost the care, comfort, consortium and society of her husband." The couple's attorney, Tim Warner, did not return telephone messages left at his office.

I'm not even sure what to say about this part :Q

 

[Nohr]

I didn't know they sold bagels..

 

[Spikey217]

Originally posted by: Nohr
I didn't know they sold bagels..

Breakfast...

The bagels are dry and hard. I didn't know it was tough enough to break teeth though.

 

[TheBDB]

violated an "implied warranty that the food sold was reasonably fit for human consumption."

They got this part right.

 

[ElFenix]

how the hell does a) a bagel break a tooth and b) some dental work break up a marriage? :Q

 

[notfred]

Tracey Johnstone, owner of Johnstone Foods, said she never before had a bagel complaint and had no idea how it could have been prepared in a way that would damage teeth.



"It's a bagel," she said.

hahhaha

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
how the hell does a) a bagel break a tooth and b) some dental work break up a marriage? :Q

exactly...hahah

 

[Azraele]

I don't see how a bagel could break teeth.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Nohr
I didn't know they sold bagels..

I knew they had them, I didn't know anyone bought them:Q

Spac3d

 

[Zenmervolt]

McDonald's: We love to see you smile like a hockey player.

ZV

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
McDonald's: We love to see you smile like a hockey player.

ZV

 

[LongCoolMother]

hmm...

wheat vs enammel.

 

[Wag]

Gee, the lawyer didn't return phone calls? I wonder why?

This one is bound to last five minutes before the Judge throws it out. So surreal, it sounds like something a performance artist would do.

 

[Kevin]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
how the hell does a) a bagel break a tooth and b) some dental work break up a marriage? :Q

Well, Mr O'Hare is probably afraid to go down on his wife. Mrs O'Hare has needs that the her husband can no longer fulfill and feels their marriage is destroyed because she can't get off...

 

[brxndxn]

I'd love to see the hamburgler move up to manmurder.

 

[ChrisIsBored]

Those Bagels can wreck havoc on marriages... it's about time someone is doing something to get rid of them.

 

[everman]

Who's to say the guy didn't have bad teeth? He did have some dental work apparently. You can't even prove that the bagel was tough because if they kept it then it would just get stale and tough.

 

[bolido2000]

I would sue his mamma for not giving him milk as a kid.

 

[Tominator]

No jewish lawyer in his right mind would take this case...

NOW! Who is against tort reform?

 

[RU482]

people who sue are ghey

 

[Oakenfold]

Freaking idiots...they are probably the type who call me at work and can't balance their freaking checkbook....

 

[althor27]

Ignorant money grubbers like her are weakening this country. SCUM :disgust:

 

[eakers]

my friend broke a tooth eating a mcchicken sandwhich
not once
BUT TWICE

on two seperate instances he bit into a small piece of bone, breaking his tooth.

he should sue i guess.