Anyway, I wanted to mod my rfi filters on my geforce 2 gts to improve the 2d quality. Well you rip off some conducters, then you gotta connect some inducters with something conductive. Well I AINTS GOTS NOTHINGS CONDUCTIVE! I AINTS GOTS NO'S GRAMMAR SKILLZ EITHERS! So I decided that I would have to find some conductive material. Well after shopping at a local supermarket that contained various amounts of trivial goods, I came across a bargain of all bargains! 2 BOXES OF DING DONGS FOR $3!
YES THAT IS RIGHT. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR PANTS NOW! THE FECAL MATTER THAT CAME SPLURTING OUT OF YOUR ANUS LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING SHOCK OF THIS LOW, LOW, LOW PRICE IS STARTING TO SMELL! OK NOW COVER YOUR GENITAL AREA SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE YOUR 1 INCH SLONG.
Ok now you may read the rest of this message.
Ok so I bought them ding dongs as fast as your moms would(so she could insert the delicious treats into her vaginal cavity to silence her carnal desire for hostess phallic shaped snack orgasms). Anyway, after looking at the shiny paper substance that they were wrapped in, I FINALLY CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT WAS IN FACT TINFOIL! YES TINFOIL! THEY ARE WRAPPED IN TINFOIL!
VOILA! I made my theory!
Tinfoil=conductive
then another calculation came!
coca-cola=gay
But this theory had nothing to do with my current conundrum.
So I decided that I would fit this tinfoil onto my graphic card and it would fix my problem! Well I taped it on with duct tape, and everything seemed to go ok. The TEXT WAS SHARP! So I decided I would go on senseless to annoy everyone until they wanted to quit! BECAUSE THE TEXT IN CS WAS NOW SHARP! SO MY EYES COULD FOCUS BETTER! So I proceeded. Then when I got on, PANIC STRUCK!
MY GAME TURNED INTO AN ACID FREAK SHOW OF COLORAMA! It was gliding in and out of the 4th dimension of psychotropic illusion. SO THE TINFOIL DIDN'T CONDUCT WELL ENOUGH!
So I came to the conclusion that:
Linux=gay
But that had nothing to do with my video card that had apparently dropped acid. So I came to a few conclusions:
The ding dong tinfoil was apparently SUB-PAR TINFFOIL!
So my calculation was:
Hostess=Evil, profit-hoarding, beasts of hell
So I ripped that sub-par tinfoil off and burned it. Then the ashes swirled around and formed into the shape of the ungodly beezlbub himself! He told me, to my astonishment, that indeed my calculations were correct. Coca-cola, infact, is gay. Then the ghostly image of pure evil vanished into the dark night. My video card still works, but it will never recover from the bad acid trip it took from the ungodly poor tinfoil that it was subjected to.
I will never buy hostess products again
You are so out of here. Don't call us, we'll call you. Anandtech Moderator
YES THAT IS RIGHT. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR PANTS NOW! THE FECAL MATTER THAT CAME SPLURTING OUT OF YOUR ANUS LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING SHOCK OF THIS LOW, LOW, LOW PRICE IS STARTING TO SMELL! OK NOW COVER YOUR GENITAL AREA SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE YOUR 1 INCH SLONG.
Ok now you may read the rest of this message.
Ok so I bought them ding dongs as fast as your moms would(so she could insert the delicious treats into her vaginal cavity to silence her carnal desire for hostess phallic shaped snack orgasms). Anyway, after looking at the shiny paper substance that they were wrapped in, I FINALLY CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT WAS IN FACT TINFOIL! YES TINFOIL! THEY ARE WRAPPED IN TINFOIL!
VOILA! I made my theory!
Tinfoil=conductive
then another calculation came!
coca-cola=gay
But this theory had nothing to do with my current conundrum.
So I decided that I would fit this tinfoil onto my graphic card and it would fix my problem! Well I taped it on with duct tape, and everything seemed to go ok. The TEXT WAS SHARP! So I decided I would go on senseless to annoy everyone until they wanted to quit! BECAUSE THE TEXT IN CS WAS NOW SHARP! SO MY EYES COULD FOCUS BETTER! So I proceeded. Then when I got on, PANIC STRUCK!
MY GAME TURNED INTO AN ACID FREAK SHOW OF COLORAMA! It was gliding in and out of the 4th dimension of psychotropic illusion. SO THE TINFOIL DIDN'T CONDUCT WELL ENOUGH!
So I came to the conclusion that:
Linux=gay
But that had nothing to do with my video card that had apparently dropped acid. So I came to a few conclusions:
The ding dong tinfoil was apparently SUB-PAR TINFFOIL!
So my calculation was:
Hostess=Evil, profit-hoarding, beasts of hell
So I ripped that sub-par tinfoil off and burned it. Then the ashes swirled around and formed into the shape of the ungodly beezlbub himself! He told me, to my astonishment, that indeed my calculations were correct. Coca-cola, infact, is gay. Then the ghostly image of pure evil vanished into the dark night. My video card still works, but it will never recover from the bad acid trip it took from the ungodly poor tinfoil that it was subjected to.
I will never buy hostess products again
You are so out of here. Don't call us, we'll call you. Anandtech Moderator
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