Here's a site for all you Playa's & He Man Woman Haters

[Pliablemoose]

NoMarriage.com

As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

LOL

 

[tk149]

Only funny because it's true

 

[Capone]

Originally posted by: tk149
Only funny because it's true

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: Capone

Originally posted by: tk149
Only funny because it's true

 

[psiu]

Wow that's my friend to a T. At least up to the wedding, so far.

He stood in my wedding last year, I didn't get an invite to his wedding this last weekend--as far this spring I was standing in it.

But he didn't have any jewels to begin with.

 

[BatmanNate]

I have a nagging suspicion that that site is sponsored by mail-order bride companies.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Capone

Originally posted by: tk149
Only funny because it's true

 

[tk149]

Geez, based on the responses, it looks unanimous!

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: fredtam
<blockquote>quote:
<hr><i>Originally posted by: <b>Capone</b></i><BR><blockquote>quote:
<hr><i>Originally posted by: <b>tk149</b></i><BR>Only funny because it's true<hr></blockquote><hr></blockquote>