Here's A "Rice Boy Poem" I found

[mAdD INDIAN]

I found this poem on the Supercars.net forums.

Enjoy

Here it comes, from Japan
A little car, possibly a tin can
Driven by a teen, who thinks it's nice
We have one word for it, stupid rice!
Big assed rims
With a loud fart tip
Looking at it stings
What a piece of sh1t!
Big spoiler of the Supra
A sticker of V-Tec
They think it's super duper
I hope they break their neck
Pop the hood
The engine is crude
Nothing there but a four-banger
I'm gonna beat your ass with a coat hanger!

 

[Mister T]

nice

 

[Pretender]

ROFL

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Glad you guys enjoyed it. Now why can't i have some creative thinking dammit!

 

[Ornery]

Muscle Meets Rice
http://www.buckeyeweb.com/braden/images/71gsx_crx.jpg

Honda Riceboy
http://www.crx.org/gallery/misc/riceboy.jpg

 

[Viper Frag]

LMAO!!!

 

[BigKev]

ROFLMAO

 

[Jackal]

Let's all do our part to end the scourge that is the Riceboy by citing local cars whenever we can.

Inspired by Bryan's original citation, I made a PDF vector version which will print at much higher quality on any printer than the bitmapped versions out there.

Check http://the1jackal.webjump.com to download

 

[zippy]

I'd have to say my favorite riceburner was the one that had "MONKEY" scrawled on the windshield in that "ink" that is used to put the price of the car on the windshield. It looked like a drunken ape wrote it too...hence the "MONKEY"?

BTW, this was on a '90 toyota carolla...maroon, 4-door.

 

[PrettyInPink]

i don't get it????

 

[silverspear]

question - what do u mean by rice or a rice car?

 

[Lozer]

I aint no rice boy so it dont apply to me.

 

[Anybody]

Nef

:|

 

[Redwingsguy]

aaaaahahaha lawnmower! You never know!those things are light weight and remember waterboy?